Guess what!? Remember how whiny and pathetic I was on Valentine’s Day about having received a pretty new necklace that I LOVE, yet not being happy with that and going on to demand working bigger and better appliances?
Do not despair. (Cause like, I know you totally are.)
What is THIS?
It’s MINE! That’s what! This is my new crush. He lives in my utility room and deals with all my “dirty laundry”.
Er, no. Actually he deals with my DIRTY LAUNDRY.
Whatev.
Anyway, he is beautiful and shiny, (I will always gravitate towards the shiny.), and he sings to me and gives me chocolate.
With almonds.
I have to admit that it was kind of distressing as well. There he sat, looking so damn sexy and beside him?
It’s like a bucket of cold water thrown over my heated up bod. No. This will never do.
NOT TO MENTION, the damn thing sounds like the clubbing death of 5 or maybe 6 baby seals. You have no idea how badly this beast squeals and shrieks. Even with the door shut to the utility room it is impossible to relax when the dryer was running. I KNOW the neighbors have considered calling the SPCA on us since we are obviously torturing the dogs.
Then, day before yesterday, Sunday, February 20th 2011, my dear friend Lisa’s husband, Roger, delivered me from the bowels of hell. OK, actually he delivered my new dryer, but you get the gist here.
Behold.
Roger, if Lisa ever leaves you, I will do your laundry. Love ya, man.
9 comments
Comment by Kristina P. on February 22, 2011 at 10:52 am
I think we need an upgrade!
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Comment by Red Hamster on February 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Wow, you have the trendy, chic, front-loading, round-glass-window type appliances! You are indeed a smokin’ hot laundry mama now!
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Comment by Krissa on February 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm
I SO am! And I am doing laundry like there was a fire lit under me!
Comment by Krissa on February 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm
The good Lord knows we did!
Comment by john lopez on February 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm
it is about time we got new ones haha
Comment by AF on February 26, 2011 at 3:38 am
Hah! Note to self: All those candle lit dinners, soft lights, sweet sexy music, massages with aromatic oils, beautiful jewellery, fine bottles of wine and all the rest – a complete waste of time and effort!
Being a great cook and a caring lover is NO substitute – buy the broad a couple of fancy laundry machines and you’re home and dry! 😆
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Comment by Krissa on February 26, 2011 at 11:27 am
HEH! That’s a good point, Adam. Now, I feel the need to backtrack! I guess I really should point out that I speak ONLY FOR MYSELF! SO DON’T GET MAD AT ME, LADIES! 😉
Comment by joanna jenkins on February 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm
I can’t beliave I’m saying this, but I have laundry envy.
Cheers, jj
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Comment by Karen on February 28, 2011 at 6:04 am
Woo-hoo! They are identical twins to my new lovers. You’re going to get a lot done with those bad boys. Congrats!
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