“Reaching new levels of mediocrity…daily.”
My tagline. And now it’s gone!
And even though I continue to prove that I CAN INDEED, continue to do just what it claims, it’s not the same not having it up there. 🙁 <insert sad face here.
Color me pitiful. I want my baby brudder to come home from work, (where he is trying frantically to catch up since he missed a bunch of days while lounging around the hospital nursing a spider bite infection), and realize that the most important thing in the world now that his precious body is healed and he’s NOT going to die and all that other high-drama crap, is getting his darling sister’s blog back to normal.
OK, really? I know we’re all thinking the same thing. “Normal” isn’t all that for HalfAsstic. As a matter of fact “normal” could never be considered a HalfAssticism.
Sub-par, that is a good HalfAssticism.
Maybe, “almost adequate”? Or is that pushing it, as well? Whatev. That little guy up in this new masthead just rubs me the wrong way. I can’t even tell if he’s coming or going. What’s his story anyway? Are those sheep in the pasture on the left? Cows? Really short, fat horses? What? Who the hell planted all those trees? Were they really as anal retentive as it appears? Did Martha Stewart have a hand in any of this, cause the whole scene just smacks of Martha Stewart.
Have I ever mentioned how much I detest Martha Stewart? Oh yeah… here. Go directly to bullet number 8.
My nephew, Noah left with Kes and Gil to go back to Nana’s last night. *sigh* I miss him. He is such a delightful child.
Sasha Fierce bit my finger this afternoon when I was attempting to feed her a treat along with the other dogs. Index finger, right hand, deep gash on the ball of it. Lil’ bitch. I am so mad at her. I have repeatedly scolded her about being such a pig when she gets treats. I usually offer the treat in a balled up fist for her to sniff first and I push her nose back with the back of my hand and then slowly open it for her to take the treat. For some reason she calms down because she seems to know she has to and doesn’t rake her teeth over me.
Right. I will remember to do it next time, I can tell you that.
Baby got a clip and is a nudist now. She is walking around the house neck-id as a jaybird. My entire family has made fun of her figure now that we can see she is fat and not just fluffy.
They are so mean.
OK, I think I worked out the need to post… Yeah, I’m apologizing! Heh!
9 comments
Comment by Roger on July 6, 2010 at 6:45 pm
I think that you need to have a contest. Yes, a contest with awesome prizes! Like super cool awesome-ness type prizes. What for? Glad you asked. Really, I am. Here goes…
Write a story, say 1,000 words, about your header. That way you can give some blog fodder, er inspiration, to your followers. You will also get at least a dozen stories to read, if not closer to one hundred (because you have an awesome following – or at least will, once you announce that the prize is an Apple iPad).
All they would have to do is link their story about your header to your blog and then after a set period of time, say a week, you can put them all up for a vote by your loyal followers, etc.
What do you think?
Comment by Red Hamster on July 6, 2010 at 7:51 pm
“HalfAssticism” – love it! HalfAssticism is definitely being more worried about your blog than your brother’s horrific spider bite – that picture of the bite about made me faint.
I like that WordPress picture because I’m sure it’s sheep. This looks just like the lanes we hiked in the Cotswolds of England (although you do NOT want to see the back side of a sheep up close)
And I DETEST Martha too.
Comment by Nan on July 7, 2010 at 4:13 am
AAAAND we are Herpes-Free! Ouch the dog bite, they always manage to get an acupressure point or something where it hurts extra.
I think they must be sheep. And the little guy is a sheep-rustler, casing the joint for a midnight sheep-rustling session.
Comment by noe noe girl on July 7, 2010 at 11:33 am
Lil’ Bitch is right!
Comment by JennyMac on July 8, 2010 at 6:28 am
HalfAssticism is my new favorite word. LOL
Comment by Karen on July 8, 2010 at 8:00 am
I just installed a fab new Herpes-detection-system on the ‘puter, which said something malicious was blocked when I logged into your site. Might have the ‘bro look at that Herpes thing again, just to be sure.
I LURVE the header picture, but want to go on record as saying it’s totally not you at all. I miss the dirty coffee cup, and the mediocrity you had going on.
Maybe you should post a picture of a neck-id dog up there. That would be fun!
Comment by Dana on July 9, 2010 at 8:28 pm
ROFLMAO about this post.
I agree with Karen about the masthead not being “you”. It is waaayyy to calm for your writings. LOL!! You need something wild & crazy, a little, or should I say alot more energetic.
Comment by Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo on July 10, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Can I just say I LOVE LOVE LOVE your new look. Clean LARGE type and paragraphs making it so easy to read.
Kinda like someone else I know *cough*
Nothing HalfAsstic about that.
MWAH
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