Well, it’s official. Henrietta has been, at the very least, (to hear her tell it), leered at by a pervert. She has been waiting for the majority of her life to be able to have verifiable proof that men are after her. Oh yes. At 87 years old… it’s here.
Her proof of this came several weeks ago, in the way of a breaking news story that was about, Dr. Bernard Albina, her old orthopedist from years ago when she and Marcos were living in their house. We took her to all of the appointments she ever had with him, as Marcos didn’t drive anymore at that point.
The news story? Sadly, he was, apparently, a really busy pedophile. While that is in itself, not the least bit funny, her take on it was, predictably, aaaaall about her. She was absolutely agog and went on and on about how she never trusted him and how Marcos used to ask if he had to go with her to her appointments and she, “always told him yes, he had to go”, because she didn’t trust that man! “Oooooh, no Krissa! I knew there was something wrong with him! Just the way he looked at me!”
I never did point out that it was ME who had gone in with her to every single appointment and, clearly, an octogenarian is not going to do it for a pedophile. Whatever. She could not get enough of the local news and the articles about it in the paper. She has told every single person who will listen to her about the peril she was in and how that man just wanted so badly to get her alone.
Sigh. If it wasn’t so sad it’d be funny. OK, maybe it’s funny, anyway.
Check out the news clip.
Comment by witchypoo on August 8, 2009 at 6:57 am
Well, you know all that stuff about the second childhood…
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Comment by Karen on August 8, 2009 at 7:45 am
First of all – I’m so glad that creep is now off the streets.
Second – all seriousness, grossness, and danger aside, that is hysterical.
Comment by Kori on August 8, 2009 at 8:38 am
Oh yeah. It’s still funny. I would liek to see the sick bastard publicy castrated by his victims, sure, BUT? Yeah, still funny. Oh, Henrietta, you femme fatale…
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Comment by JennyMac on August 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Funny story and that man should be hung by his nards. I despise this type of crime.
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Comment by Hyphen Mama on August 8, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Hang the bastard! Then laugh your arse off at H. I would totally play it up and over exaggerate her imminent danger!
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Comment by warriorwitch on August 8, 2009 at 6:12 pm
i’m with hyphen mama, play it up and agree with her. what other thrill is an 87 year old gonna get?
and very funny yes.
AND KILL THE BASTARD.
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Comment by Nicole on August 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I will never for the life of me understand why law enforcement don’t take the suspicions of the elderly population more seriously. And who knew H. looks like a 13-year-old boy?!
(In all seriousness, thank goodness he is in prison! I hope justice is swift and that he receives the maximum penelties.)
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Comment by noe noe girl on August 9, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I would have loved to have heard H tell this!
Comment by Ree on August 10, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Now you have proof that H is hot. snort.
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Comment by big hair envy on August 11, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Don’t worry about it, Krissa, just let her have her 15 minutes of fame!!! THEN, we will organize a Blog-Posse to “take care of” the perv…
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Comment by Jennifer on September 5, 2009 at 10:30 am
I agree, if it wasn’t so sad… but H’s reaction is just TOO funny!
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