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The very best part of finally getting around to changing the sheets on the bed for the first time in six months, (Calm down, Mom! Just kidding!), is the anticipation of the luscious, smooth softness that calls to me all day. Promising to be soooo comfy and sweet smelling. That 500 thread count, dog hair free, Egyptian cotton will definitely be the very best nights sleep in, oh, I dunno, 6 months. (Mom, remain calm!)
Imagine my disappointment upon waking at 4:30 this morning and not being able to go back to sleep.
Life can be so unfair.