http://www.halfasstic.com A blog by and about Krissa Lopez and her wonderful family. Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:50:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The more I look at the pictures of the little owl fellow that flew around in our garage, the more I think it's a baby.  And not just because it's small, either.  No, I have found pictures of breeds that are much smaller.  See below. [caption id="attachment_421" align="aligncenter" width="161" caption="Pygmy Owl"][/caption] No, ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/09/the-owls-are-out-to-get-me/ Last night I informed john that we would need to make something exciting happen tomorrow in order for me to have some sort of reasonable blog fodder.  He immediately responded, "Have sex?".  I then told him,  1) I don't usually write about our sex life on my blog and 2) ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/09/no-sexbut-an-owl/ 9:45 Saturday evening. Greetings, intertubes.  I am sitting here watching The Weather Channel and trying to out-predict the weather man.  This should not prove difficult, as he looks like he graduated from high school last year, or maybe the year before that.  God knows I have lived through many, many more ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/09/ongoing-post/ Today, while shopping for bread in the Mrs. Baird's Thrift Store, John and I were discussing the merits of different loaves of breads.  Which kind to get?  Hmmm.  I casually remarked to him, "So, what's the difference between 7 grain and 12 grain?"  The guy behind the counter just COULD ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/08/but-will-it-hold-my-grape-jelly/ Greetings all!  You may, (or, may not), have noticed that I have a new site in the old blog roll.  A Piece of My Mind is a site inhabited by Maria, an uber cool environmental conservationist  I "met" on Plurk a while back.  It really is inspiring to read about ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/08/men-beware-and-maybe-just-run-for-your-lives-feminine-hygiene-discussed-here/ Hello again.  This is Krissa, not her brother, Cam.  I have sent a hit man out looking for Cam and will update as needed. H is home from hospital, though for how long I can't say.  Her UTI seemed well under control when she left on Sunday and her urine was ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/08/pee-school-and-teenage-shudder-boys/ Hello everyone!  This is Cam, Krissa's much, much younger brother.  I am INVADING Halfasstic.com to announce that I have finally gotten around to updating it to the current version of WordPress AND finally installed Akismet (a comment spam blocker).  So now Krissa should be able to manage her comments much ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/08/technical-updates-and-an-invasion/ Hello boys and girls.  I have been spending time doing things other than reading my blog sites and I am so sorry!  I need to get caught up, but I need to do laundry worse.  I haven't been here much in the past few days as Henrietta got herself in ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/08/h-is-causing-trouble/ Hi all! The other day, Monday in fact, John and I spent the better part of the day on a not so fun project.  For a while now every time I opened the flatware drawer there seemed to be a fine coating of flour or powdered sugar or Bisquick, something of ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/08/now-if-i-could-only-break-the-mold/ Hello, people.  Greetings to all!  I have had company today and they FINALLY left, not a moment too soon!  My SIL came and brought her son, his...girlfriend and their two children to see Henrietta.  Every time she brings these people they break something big.  The last time they were here ... http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/08/bitch-moan-and-complain-then-give-an-award/