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		<title>Are you effin&#8217; kidding me?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I went over to Lisa&#8217;s house today and we hung out for a while. Her 14 month old, front loading LG washer is broken and she can&#8217;t wash any clothes. It is two months out of warranty and she and &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/are-you-effin-kidding-me/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>OK, I&#8217;m back!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Right. You can stop holding your breath now. Henrietta is gone, buried and the thank you notes are done. Now, in my &#8220;what&#8217;s next&#8221; mode of mind, comes&#8230;. nothing. This is really rather odd. There was always &#8220;something&#8221; next. The &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/ok-im-back/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>H is gone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone.  This is Cam, HalfAsstic Krissa&#8217;s brother.  I&#8217;m posting with Krissa&#8217;s permission to pass on some news. As most of you long-time readers know, Krissa has devoted 76.8% of the content of HalfAsstic (Krissa did the math) to stories &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/h-is-gone/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Henrietta update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t forget to enter my contest to win millions in cash and prizes! Wait&#8230; who said that? Just go here and do as I say and nobody will get hurt! Seriously, this is some really good crap,  booty! Sooo, I&#8217;m &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/henrietta-update/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Win a gazillion bucks &amp; Amberen Update #2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[HI! I have a fun contest idea in mind that one of my favorite blogger/friends came up with.  Roger, over at A Screed In Time, was commenting on this post and saying that I need to get everyone to submit &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/win-a-gazillion-bucks-amberen-update-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Blah, blah, blah&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Reaching new levels of mediocrity&#8230;daily.&#8221; My tagline. And now it&#8217;s gone! And even though I continue to prove that I CAN INDEED, continue to do just what it claims, it&#8217;s not the same not having it up there. &#60;insert sad &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/blah-blah-blah/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hi. My name is Krissa and my blog HAD herpes.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, that&#8217;s right. I said HAD.  Apparently my brother can fix that&#8230;in blogs, at least. I don&#8217;t suggest lining up at his door for the&#8230; well, genital kind as I have absolutely no recommendations for this from anyone. Doctor, he &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/hi-my-name-is-krissa-and-my-blog-had-herpes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>WTH?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever had one of those days where you wander around doing all these different things that need doing without any kind of plan in your head, cause really? there is no way to plan that shit, and as &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/07/wth/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Chico Rooster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi, there! I am on hiatus at Mither and Pop&#8217;s house. I have escaped. *cue the evil laughter* I am thinking about probably going home tomorrow. I am taking Noah, the wonder-child, home with me for five days and he &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/06/the-chico-rooster/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bring your own condom.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, I don&#8217;t know if this thing is working right now or not. As you may have noticed&#8230; my site got the herpes with my last post&#8230; Or something. I am not having any luck getting it straightened out and &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfasstic.com/2010/06/bring-your-own-condom/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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