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HalfAssticalisms

Posted on September 1, 2010 by Krissa

Hi, gang! How’s it hangin’? We’re all good here in HalfAssticland. I am preparing for a visit to Mither and Pop’s house here in the next couple of days. Mither told me the last time I was there that I … Continue reading →

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Update! In fact get in touch with that hitman you hired to put me out of my misery and tell him “Never mind!”

Posted on July 31, 2010 by Krissa

Last time I was on here my life was falling apart around me. I was surrounded by appliance cadavers. It were spooky, ya’ll. Guess what? They all came back to life! I wandered out into my front yard to try … Continue reading →

Posted in Hodgepodge, NEUROTIC PERODIC, Strange and socially akward, Uncategorized, just plain weird | 10 Comments

Hi. My name is Krissa and my blog HAD herpes.

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Krissa

Yes, that’s right. I said HAD.  Apparently my brother can fix that…in blogs, at least. I don’t suggest lining up at his door for the… well, genital kind as I have absolutely no recommendations for this from anyone. Doctor, he … Continue reading →

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Sasha Fierce

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Krissa

Hi. I know I’ve been a deadbeat blogger lately. I have been overwhelmed by all kinds of things that you can’t even begin to understand. Why? You mean, why wouldn’t you understand? Oh. Because I haven’t told you all about … Continue reading →

Posted in Pets, Uncategorized | 9 Comments

Recipe! A good 'un!

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Krissa

I know I’ve been gone, like… forever, but I’m back now so all of you people sending me urgent emails to post can just stop. That’s right. All three of you. It must cease. *sigh* Gawd, the pressure! Here. I … Continue reading →

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I need some new drugs.

Posted on May 15, 2010 by Krissa

Hello my darlings! And how is every little thing today? Me? I am doing very well, thank you. As a matter of fact, I am free to say I am finally doing very well. I have had a horrible few … Continue reading →

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I am older than shit, now… and shit's been around for a looooong time.

Posted on May 10, 2010 by Krissa

Hello there my darlings. I hope everyone had a wonderful Mudder’s Day. Mine was combined with my birthday this year and my crowd really did come through for me. I got some wonderful gifts including, but not limited to, heavenly … Continue reading →

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These are a few of my fav-or-ite thiiiiings!

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Krissa

OK, now stop singing. You are NOT Marry Poppins. And, strangely enough, a chick with a blog named HalfAsstic doesn’t seem to qualify either. The following SHOULD NOT BE SUNG. It’s simply prose. (Prosey? Prosie? Prose-ish?) I can tell right … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Lists, Poem, Uncategorized | 11 Comments

Repeat after me- "Technology is our friend."

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Krissa

I am now so utterly and completely in the 21st century that I am hurting myself with all the patting of my own back I am doing. Two things have happened very recently that have rocketed me along and now, … Continue reading →

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Guess what? I'm a… shady lady.

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Krissa

Saturday, John was at work and so were the girls. It was just Henrietta and me, here in the house. I had been doing laundry and had clothes and towels piled on the couch in various stages of… fold. heh … Continue reading →

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