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HalfAssticalisms
Hi, gang! How’s it hangin’? We’re all good here in HalfAssticland. I am preparing for a visit to Mither and Pop’s house here in the next couple of days. Mither told me the last time I was there that I … Continue reading
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Update! In fact get in touch with that hitman you hired to put me out of my misery and tell him “Never mind!”
Last time I was on here my life was falling apart around me. I was surrounded by appliance cadavers. It were spooky, ya’ll. Guess what? They all came back to life! I wandered out into my front yard to try … Continue reading
Hi. My name is Krissa and my blog HAD herpes.
Yes, that’s right. I said HAD. Apparently my brother can fix that…in blogs, at least. I don’t suggest lining up at his door for the… well, genital kind as I have absolutely no recommendations for this from anyone. Doctor, he … Continue reading
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Sasha Fierce
Hi. I know I’ve been a deadbeat blogger lately. I have been overwhelmed by all kinds of things that you can’t even begin to understand. Why? You mean, why wouldn’t you understand? Oh. Because I haven’t told you all about … Continue reading
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Recipe! A good 'un!
I know I’ve been gone, like… forever, but I’m back now so all of you people sending me urgent emails to post can just stop. That’s right. All three of you. It must cease. *sigh* Gawd, the pressure! Here. I … Continue reading
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I need some new drugs.
Hello my darlings! And how is every little thing today? Me? I am doing very well, thank you. As a matter of fact, I am free to say I am finally doing very well. I have had a horrible few … Continue reading
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I am older than shit, now… and shit's been around for a looooong time.
Hello there my darlings. I hope everyone had a wonderful Mudder’s Day. Mine was combined with my birthday this year and my crowd really did come through for me. I got some wonderful gifts including, but not limited to, heavenly … Continue reading
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These are a few of my fav-or-ite thiiiiings!
OK, now stop singing. You are NOT Marry Poppins. And, strangely enough, a chick with a blog named HalfAsstic doesn’t seem to qualify either. The following SHOULD NOT BE SUNG. It’s simply prose. (Prosey? Prosie? Prose-ish?) I can tell right … Continue reading
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Repeat after me- "Technology is our friend."
I am now so utterly and completely in the 21st century that I am hurting myself with all the patting of my own back I am doing. Two things have happened very recently that have rocketed me along and now, … Continue reading
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Guess what? I'm a… shady lady.
Saturday, John was at work and so were the girls. It was just Henrietta and me, here in the house. I had been doing laundry and had clothes and towels piled on the couch in various stages of… fold. heh … Continue reading
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