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Category Archives: Strange and socially akward
Update! In fact get in touch with that hitman you hired to put me out of my misery and tell him “Never mind!”
Last time I was on here my life was falling apart around me. I was surrounded by appliance cadavers. It were spooky, ya’ll. Guess what? They all came back to life! I wandered out into my front yard to try … Continue reading
2009 CAN BITE MY ASS. Wait a tick, I think that's what it did…
It’s been a year of almost pure shit. I am sick and tired of it and want it over with. It can not come soon enough. And, I know it’s not supposed to make a difference what year it says … Continue reading
How low will I go? Nobody knows…
Friday, John and I went to JC Penny and I took a gander at the clearance rack. I walked into the place with a $10.00 off coupon. I walked out with two really cute new pairs of jeans that cost … Continue reading
Stupid Criminals part 1
Remember Jay Leno’s Stupid Criminals segments? When he would regale the audience with tales of how someone got caught breaking into a house because they made it halfway through the dogie door and got stuck there? Or was holding up … Continue reading
Don't tell me they can't be trained…
Recently, John was practically comatose from overwork and sleep deprivation, when I woke him while getting in bed and he made a remark that if given a fraction of a second to respond while wide awake and alert he would … Continue reading
Let the torture continue…
Kessa bought a muzzle for The Boyfriend’s dog because he had nipped at another dog when they were playing. It turned out to be too small. She thought it would be funny to see what Baby would do when the … Continue reading
Posted in Pets, Strange and socially akward
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I swear I'm not really dead.
It just seems like it sometimes. I am being threatened again, by family and… “loved” ones. I am being told that if I don’t post again immediately, well, there will be consequences. You don’t want to know. So here’s what’s … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday, Blather, Free Toes!, Henrietta, Housekeeping, John, Mither, Pets, Picture Purge, Strange and socially akward, gifts
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Other O development Os?
In worry of a lawsuit respect for my Mexican readers, (I have none that I know of), I have titled my post in… Spanish(?) Whatever. My political corrected-ness doesn’t go too terribly far. Ashamed for my “slander” of my SIL’s … Continue reading
Ongoing developments.
On Wednesday, April 29, Henrietta turned 87 years old. There were festivities as you’d expect from a festive family like this. I do, in fact have pictures that I would like very much to post, but this stupid thing won’t … Continue reading
Hoppy Easter!
Well, people, it’s been a while since I spat out whipped out a post and in retrospect it doesn’t seem like there’s too much to say. But, let’s dig deeper… shall we? The other day I decided to cook a … Continue reading
Posted in Auntie-Poo, Blather, Cooking, Free Toes!, Henrietta, Mither, Strange and socially akward, WOO-HOO
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