Category Archives: Rants

I need my nookie. Where oh where is my nookie? nook sucks.

Hello me lovelies! And how are you doing today? (Picture me nodding appreciatively.) Yes, yes… very good. That’s just great. Me? Oh, I’m just fine. Or am I? No, thank you so much for asking, by the way, but I … Continue reading

Posted in Chapped Arse, Rants, Ripped off, nook sucks | 15 Comments

Ongoing developments.

On Wednesday, April 29, Henrietta turned 87 years old.  There were festivities as you’d expect from a festive family like this.  I do, in fact have pictures that I would like very much to post, but this stupid thing won’t … Continue reading

Posted in Chapped Arse, Oh crap!, Politically incorrect, Rants, Ripped off, SIL, Strange and socially akward, just plain weird | 7 Comments

A letter to my daughters.

Dear child of my loins, You, (insert name here), and your sister are welcome to continue to live here in our house along with your father and me, (he will be getting his own letter), for the foreseeable future as … Continue reading

Posted in Housekeeping, Keelan, Kessa, Proud Mom, Rants | 12 Comments

She's Baaaaaack!

I am the official “owner” and operator of one little old lady, once again.  She came back yesterday afternoon after HOURS of John and me waiting around at the hospital.  They were trying to discharge 7 patients at once and … Continue reading

Posted in Chapped Arse, Henrietta, Oh crap!, Rants | 5 Comments

There's a thief amongst us.

Hello people!  Well, Nana and Pop have gone home and should actually be there shortly.  We had all kinds of fun during the short amount of time they were here. We also did some sleuthing! Now I bet you are … Continue reading

Posted in Camera, Henrietta, John, Keelan, Mither, Rants, Ripped off | 10 Comments

It is raining shit up in here!

This morning long before H was up the nurse called and said she was bringing by some supplies for me and doing a “supervisory visit”.  Well, this is all new to me.  I told her that the other nurse was … Continue reading

Posted in Apocalypse, Oh crap!, Poop, Rants, crazy shit | 9 Comments

THE POST IN WHICH I ALMOST DIE!

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY. I casually, even innocently, strolled to the cabinet that holds the precious black ground up goodness that gets me through the day.  I reached for the container and put it down on the counter, … Continue reading

Posted in Apocalypse, Free Toes!, Henrietta, John, Oh crap!, Piss and Moan, Rants, Uncategorized, crazy shit | 12 Comments

My mechanic is a lot smarter than this.

I just heard the news and again they were discussing the astronaut that let her tool bag float away while working on the space station.  It is reported to have cost a hundred thousand dollars.  This has me thinking of … Continue reading

Posted in Chapped Arse, Rants, Uncategorized, Wondering..., crazy shit, just plain weird | 13 Comments

Major NaBloPoMo Update: I washed my hair today.

This far into this month, what do you really expect?  Two loads of laundry, cleaned up the kitchen, swept and mopped the living room, (I did the hall and H’s room yesterday), wiped down the doors with Scott’s Liquid Gold, … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, Henrietta, Housekeeping, John, Keelan, NaBloPoMo, Oh crap!, Poop, Rants | 4 Comments

Out with the guys, birthday and agoraphobic octogenarian.

Hello interpeeps!  And how are things for YOU today?  Well, I hope. John spent all day yesterday slaving away at work trying to get the store “right” for the “company” that was coming today.  In *store name deleted for privacy*-land, … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, Henrietta, John, Kessa, Rants | 5 Comments