Category Archives: just plain weird

Update! In fact get in touch with that hitman you hired to put me out of my misery and tell him “Never mind!”

Last time I was on here my life was falling apart around me. I was surrounded by appliance cadavers. It were spooky, ya’ll. Guess what? They all came back to life! I wandered out into my front yard to try … Continue reading

Posted in Hodgepodge, NEUROTIC PERODIC, Strange and socially akward, Uncategorized, just plain weird | 10 Comments

HalfAsstic-Where necessary appliances, (the ones you can't live without), come to die.

Well, Henrietta is sitting quietly in her wheelchair in her room. I say quietly because she isn’t crying or yelling for Gilbert to come in there or ringing the *=$#@&! bell for service.  I brought her in the dining room … Continue reading

Posted in Cecilia, Henrietta, Uncategorized, just plain weird | 17 Comments

How low will I go? Nobody knows…

Friday, John and I went to JC Penny and I took a gander at the clearance rack.  I walked into the place with a $10.00 off coupon.  I walked out with two really cute new pairs of jeans that cost … Continue reading

Posted in Free Toes!, Kessa, Strange and socially akward, just plain weird | 12 Comments

The pervs are after Henrietta

Well, it’s official.  Henrietta has been, at the very least, (to hear her tell it), leered at by a pervert.  She has been waiting for the majority of her life to be able to have verifiable proof that men are … Continue reading

Posted in Henrietta, Marcos, Slutmuffin, just plain weird | 11 Comments

Well, this is… weird.

As most of you who have been hanging in there with me for a while probably know, Mither and Pop are my lifelong loves.   My mommy and daddy from the get-go. I think I alluded to the fact that Pop … Continue reading

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Bullets… not silver ones though.

* I dumped a bit of critter food on a paver sitting in my flowerbed to try to lure the baby squirrels into my yard.    The little shits are very cautious about anything THAT easy to get to.  However I … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, Bullets, Free Toes!, Henrietta, Kessa, Pee, The Boyfriend, just plain weird | 7 Comments

Graduating, snakes on a plane er, car… What?

Oh man… where were we?  Oh yeah!  The second child was about to graduate high school! Done. Moving right along… NO!  I am much too much of a proud mom to let it go like that.  No, I want you … Continue reading

Posted in Award!, Mither and Pop are here!, Proud Mom, SNAKE!, crazy shit, just plain weird | 9 Comments

Henrietta now needs rehab.

Henrietta has been having trouble with her allergies lately and suffering from an occasional sinus headache.  In the past four and a half years that she has lived here and I’ve been taking care of her, I have repeatedly given … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, Henrietta, just plain weird | 10 Comments

Other O development Os?

In worry of a lawsuit respect for my Mexican readers, (I have none that I know of), I have titled my post in… Spanish(?) Whatever.  My political corrected-ness doesn’t go too terribly far.  Ashamed for my “slander” of my SIL’s … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, John, Politically incorrect, SIL, Slander!, Slutmuffin, Strange and socially akward, just plain weird | 8 Comments

Plague, schmague.

To all of those of you harassing me to… dammit, post again, fine.  Here!  Happy?!  It’s Friday and no one will even read this until Monday… It’s totally useless.  UNLESS, YOU! YES YOU, THE ONE THAT HAS NEVER COMMENTED!  EVER!  … Continue reading

Posted in Free Toes!, Keelan, crazy shit, just plain weird | 11 Comments