Archive for the 'Housekeeping' Category

clean beds

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

I would never have though it would be such a huge undertaking to get all the little dog beds and pillows and whatnot washed and dried and put back on their structures. I usually just do one or two at a time, but I just decided to do it all as they were all hairy and gross and I FINALLY SWEPT THE FLOOR. Now things are going to go back to normal soon. In the meantime it is hysterical watching the dogs wander around aimlessly looking perfectly forlorn and homeless. They cannot figure out what to do with themselves. I am so eeeeeevile.

Duties

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Tomorrow, if I don’t sweep this house…well, we will all perish. And I don’t mean we will just all die of longing for the house to be swept. I mean we will all die slowly and painfully on giant clouds of dog hair and dust . Not pretty. Be glad you’re not here.