Category Archives: Henrietta

OK, I’m back!

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Krissa

Right. You can stop holding your breath now. Henrietta is gone, buried and the thank you notes are done. Now, in my “what’s next” mode of mind, comes…. nothing. This is really rather odd. There was always “something” next. The … Continue reading →

Posted in CONTEST, Cam, Head injuries still suck, Henrietta, Like a game show but without good prizes | 9 Comments

H is gone

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Cam

Hello everyone.  This is Cam, HalfAsstic Krissa’s brother.  I’m posting with Krissa’s permission to pass on some news. As most of you long-time readers know, Krissa has devoted 76.8% of the content of HalfAsstic (Krissa did the math) to stories … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta | 17 Comments

Henrietta update

Posted on July 12, 2010 by Krissa

Don’t forget to enter my contest to win millions in cash and prizes! Wait… who said that? Just go here and do as I say and nobody will get hurt! Seriously, this is some really good crap,  booty! Sooo, I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta, Oh crap!, Poop | 6 Comments

Halfassed at the HaHa house

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Krissa

Hello there, my dears. I realize it has been a long time since I have posted and if you are beginning to notice a theme in my infrequent posts well, that would be the reason for my… infrequentness. (Is too … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta, crazy shit | 9 Comments

Henrietta is in hospital

Posted on April 18, 2010 by Krissa

‘Ello me lovelies! How’s it hanging? What’s that? Oh, I’m fine. Yes, the dishwasher is working wonderfully and now you’re wondering what on earth I could possibly find wrong with life, today. I mean a working dishwasher is half the … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta | 16 Comments

The long awaited Henrietta Update

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Krissa

A couple of weeks ago, on the 17th, a Wednesday, I believe, Henrietta had a visit from Darnell, her P.A.. She came out to see her because I had begged asked her to since she was turning into such a … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta, Keelan, New Bug! | 14 Comments

Henrietta is disappearing … I mean shrinking.

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Krissa

Do not be alarmed. And by that, I mean be prepared to be alarmed. The photo I am about to show you are not photo shopped. I mean come ON, people. If I knew how to do that shit, my … Continue reading →

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A whole lot of nuttin… Well, maybe just a little bit.

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Krissa

Hello gang! I hope every little thing is coming up roses in your world today. Here? Well, it’s not exactly, but it’s not an entire bedpan of shit either. So let’s all take that collective sigh of relief I know … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Henrietta, Hodgepodge, crazy shit | 14 Comments

HalfAsstic-Where necessary appliances, (the ones you can't live without), come to die.

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Krissa

Well, Henrietta is sitting quietly in her wheelchair in her room. I say quietly because she isn’t crying or yelling for Gilbert to come in there or ringing the *=$#@&! bell for service.  I brought her in the dining room … Continue reading →

Posted in Cecilia, Henrietta, Uncategorized, just plain weird | 17 Comments

The Henrietta Enquirer

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Krissa

My friend, Red, over at In The Wheel, had a brilliant idea. I cannot take any credit for this idea except to say that my friends are terribly creative and brilliant. Why, yes! Yes, you are! And you too! Oh, … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta, crazy shit | 11 Comments