Category Archives: Free Toes!

These are a few of my fav-or-ite thiiiiings!

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Krissa

OK, now stop singing. You are NOT Marry Poppins. And, strangely enough, a chick with a blog named HalfAsstic doesn’t seem to qualify either. The following SHOULD NOT BE SUNG. It’s simply prose. (Prosey? Prosie? Prose-ish?) I can tell right … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Lists, Poem, Uncategorized | 11 Comments

A whole lot of nuttin… Well, maybe just a little bit.

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Krissa

Hello gang! I hope every little thing is coming up roses in your world today. Here? Well, it’s not exactly, but it’s not an entire bedpan of shit either. So let’s all take that collective sigh of relief I know … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Henrietta, Hodgepodge, crazy shit | 14 Comments

There just is no good title for this. I mean what on earth would you call it?

Posted on November 23, 2009 by Krissa

I’m sorry. Why do I always feel the need to apologize when I do bullet posts. Well, I guess you’ll find out. The next time I see a man describe himself as “babysitting” when he is taking care of his … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullets, Free Toes! | 25 Comments

Lisa and I get kicked out of Bel Furniture… well, almost

Posted on November 16, 2009 by Krissa

So Lisa and I were shopping for new furniture for her because she knows there is nothing I like to do more than spend her money.  Her husband is a bit of a… dick when it comes to doing things … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Lisa, Shopping, crazy shit | 15 Comments

Rambling Confusion mistaken for formatted post.

Posted on October 31, 2009 by Krissa

Hi, people!  How is every little thing?  That was completely rhetorical. Please refrain from answering aloud. Although I am always interested in communicating with you all via conventional methods. It is late at night and John and I took a … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes! | Tagged | 12 Comments

Neurosis=normal.

Posted on August 23, 2009 by Krissa

It will probably come as some surprise to you, maybe even shock, to know that someone as laid back as myself is quite capable of having and, yes, properly maintaining a neurosis or two.  OK, maybe even more than two.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, NEUROTIC PERODIC | 10 Comments

How low will I go? Nobody knows…

Posted on August 17, 2009 by Krissa

Friday, John and I went to JC Penny and I took a gander at the clearance rack.  I walked into the place with a $10.00 off coupon.  I walked out with two really cute new pairs of jeans that cost … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Kessa, Strange and socially akward, just plain weird | 12 Comments

My week away at survival camp. BWA HA HA HA HA (lots of pictures)

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Krissa

While I was at Mither’s and Pop’s house, my auntiepoo, Merrinette, had a birthday!  Like the outstanding family we are, we made her come to see us so we would have a reason to celebrate invited her over and we … Continue reading →

Posted in Auntie-Poo, Birthday, Free Toes!, Mither, Vacation! | 12 Comments

My bug collection.

Posted on July 25, 2009 by Krissa

A few months ago my next door neighbor came home with a new black Volkswagen Beetle.  Well, I do believe it was used, but only slightly. First thing he did was begin to disassemble it and clean every. single. inch. … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Just for fun!, crazy shit | 12 Comments

Vacation!

Posted on July 11, 2009 by Krissa

Well, here I sit.  I bet you people thought you must have heard the last of me, huh?  It’s been a while!  I headed out of town on Monday to go and visit Mither and Pop.  Along with my entire … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Keelan, Kessa, Mither and Pop, The Boyfriend, Vacation!, WOO-HOO | 7 Comments