Category Archives: Apocalypse

2009 CAN BITE MY ASS. Wait a tick, I think that's what it did…

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Krissa

It’s been a year of almost pure shit.  I am sick and tired of it and want it over with. It can not come soon enough. And, I know it’s not supposed to make a difference what year it says … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Chapped Arse, Getting back to normal!, Henrietta, Strange and socially akward | 18 Comments

Ohmygah! Good news or bad news… DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?!

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Krissa

Today started out well enough.  I pretty much slept in as long as I wanted.  Was awoken by a loving husband.  (In a loving way.)  Got up and did what had to be done for H., (just some breakfast and … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse | 12 Comments

Karma got me this morning, though.

Posted on May 12, 2009 by Krissa

It’s midnight on Monday.  Or, actually, I guess I should say Tuesday morning. I am sure everyone out there realizes that Sunday, May 10 was Mother’s Day.  Well, Saturday, May 9 was my birthday.  I am now 46 years old … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Birthday, Cooking, Henrietta, Housekeeping, SIL, gifts | 8 Comments

Easter update.

Posted on April 12, 2009 by Krissa

Remember my plans to take it easy and chill out on Easter Sunday?  Well, I was well into doing that and just hanging out in my nightgown cause, hey, I could.  And John won’t be off work until late.  Henrietta … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Henrietta, Like a game show but without good prizes, Pee, Piss and Moan, Poop, crazy shit | 12 Comments

The ongoing, never ending, just go ahead and kill me now, saga of the caregiver providers in this nuthouse.

Posted on March 9, 2009 by Krissa

OK, half the post is in the title.  Whatever. Remember this?  Crystal the caregiver provider from hell was all we had and we were pulling out our hair dealing with her the best way we could.  Until I fired her … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Chapped Arse, Henrietta, crazy shit, just plain weird | 8 Comments

Essential Door Decor

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Krissa

How to put this…? Several times in the past few months there has been a little… eh, afternoon delight going on in the HalfAsstic boudoir when, WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER, there has been a knock on the door.  Or worse, … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, John, Lisa, WOO-HOO, crazy shit | 9 Comments

Kinda sucky Valentine's Day

Posted on February 14, 2009 by Krissa

John went to work this morning at the butt crack of dawn.  He is expected home sometime within the next hour or two.  It’s 8:00PM.  Being a holiday, he has to work twice three times as hard selling flowers and … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Free Toes!, John, Oh crap!, Proud Mom, crazy shit | 11 Comments

Urine for it now.

Posted on February 3, 2009 by Krissa

Not really.  I was just really trying hard to be clever.  Relax.  It’s passed. Monday morning, 4 AMish, H rang the bell and I went in to see what was up.  She was having a very bad anxiety attack, with … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, CONTEST, Henrietta, Kessa, Like a game show but without good prizes, Pee | 13 Comments

It is raining shit up in here!

Posted on January 9, 2009 by Krissa

This morning long before H was up the nurse called and said she was bringing by some supplies for me and doing a “supervisory visit”.  Well, this is all new to me.  I told her that the other nurse was … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Oh crap!, Poop, Rants, crazy shit | 9 Comments

THE POST IN WHICH I ALMOST DIE!

Posted on January 5, 2009 by Krissa

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY. I casually, even innocently, strolled to the cabinet that holds the precious black ground up goodness that gets me through the day.  I reached for the container and put it down on the counter, … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Free Toes!, Henrietta, John, Oh crap!, Piss and Moan, Rants, Uncategorized, crazy shit | 12 Comments