Have you ever had one of those days where you wander around doing all these different things that need doing without any kind of plan in your head, cause really? there is no way to plan that shit, and as you are going from one thing you put up to another thing you do to another thing, you realize you set your coffee cup down somewhere and you begin searching for it.
It is nowhere. You can not find it to save your life. Backtracking all over the house you see where you have been and things you have done countless times. Just no coffee cup.
Finally, you just give up. Throw your hands in the air and admit defeat.
This justifies another trip to the coffee pot and a fresh cup.
Wait a sec… it’s kinda cold. A quick 35 seconds in the microwave will do the trick.
You open the microwave and guess what you see sitting there on the little turntable thingy?
And it’s even cold since it’s been sitting there so long waiting for you to pull your head out of your ass and drink it instead of walking all over the house looking for it like a nitwit.
And has this ever happened to you twice, IN THE SAME DAY?
Really?
Uh… me neither.
6 comments
Comment by Jean M. on July 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Dang I do the same thing but it’s with the TV remote. ..still looking for it 24hrs later. Maybe I should check the microwave.
Comment by Kristina P. on July 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Your microwave is to coffee what the dryer is to socks.
Comment by Krissa on July 5, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Jean, mine would probably be in the fridge. 😉
And Kristina… certainly not the fridge to my ass.
Wait a minute… did that make sense? OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! 😉
Comment by Mr. Corvette on July 5, 2010 at 9:50 pm
I just checked your blog and found three postings. (I got in the habit of not checking during your self-imposed hiatus that really ticked me off since I could not get my Krissa-fix on a regular basis). Anyhoooo, the purpose of this comment is to let you know that whjen I open your blog I still get a message that my anrivirus program has blocked a known, (extremely viscious), something or other. However, if I click on the body of your post, it is then active. Tell Cam to get over that little pimple on his side and get with the important things in life like making his sister happy.
Comment by Roger on July 6, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Never has happened to me, ever. Ever, ever in fact.
I don’t drink coffee, now if you were to mentions say, keys, remotes, sunglasses, wallet, etc… Maybe. 😉
Comment by noe noe girl on July 7, 2010 at 7:18 am
All the freeking time!!!
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