Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Well, you’re just not listening hard enough!
After posting about my incessant, withering hot flashes the other day I received an email from a man.
I KNOW! That’s what I thought… a MAN? Whatev. His name is Adam Hodson and he brings me tidings of great joy.
Oh, stop it, I’m trying to be euphoric here! Adam is my new pusher said he works for a company that produces a product that I SO need.
Crack? No, turns out that it’s not probable that it would fix me… I looked into it.
Adam said he works for Lunada Biomedical and that they produce a product named Amberen. Here’s what he said:
“I work with a company that produces a product called Amberen, it’s safe, effective, clinically proven and the only product on the market today that uses your own hormones to alleviate menopause symptoms. Amberen is all natural so there are no dangerous side effects like with HRT and it contains no soy, cohosh, herbs or stimulants like Estroven.”
OK, so I was hooked right there. He went on to tell me that he would score me a free three month supply if I would give it a try and post about the results. Of course, I said, “Yes!”. Or I think I may have actually gotten more gratuitous than that and promised he’s on my Christmas card list, or something. Anyway, it was BIG! (I hardly ever get around to sending out Christmas cards.)
He supplied me with a few links and I looked into the new wee miracle being introduced into my life and am really excited about it. He sent me several links that were helpful, including the clinical trials, and I DID go on beyond them and read more about it in forums. It sounds quite safe and the side effects are remote and minimal.
Hell yes, I sent this *strange man my address!
People, I will be keeping you posted!
12 comments
Comment by Red Hamster on June 16, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Good for you; hope that stuff works. At least when you’re having menopausal hot flashes – strange men won’t ask you for sex in return for a new drug. I don’t think…..
How come I’ve posted about chocolate and booze…and no “strange” men have offered to give me any free samples of such? ‘Cause I would probably take them up on it.
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Comment by psychicgeek on June 16, 2010 at 9:57 pm
My hotness only comes in flashes nowadays
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Comment by Mither on June 16, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Well Glory Be!! Maybe this will help your moods and keep you nice and cool!! Maybe my poor granddaughters will not be embarrassed to death by you any longer. Maybe you can throw the fan away. There are all sorts of possibilities here!
Comment by Krissa on June 16, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Oh, no. The fan will remain in my purse just to threaten them with…
Comment by grandma j on June 17, 2010 at 10:06 am
You gave your address to a strange man? Seriously? Be careful Krissa! Of course you have Henrietta to protect you if there’s any funny business.
Oh, and is this Adam guy married?
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Comment by Roger on June 17, 2010 at 12:12 pm
He’s not from Nigeria or some other African country now is he? If so, can you tell him I am still looking for my $50million that he promised me when I sent him all my information. 🙂
Seriously though, I cannot relate, so I go for the funny. 🙂
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Comment by Holly Laird on June 18, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Let me know as soon as you think it is working because I will be all over it like white on rice. I am having so many hot flashes I could probably power all of New York City.
Comment by noe noe girl on June 21, 2010 at 10:06 am
I feel for ya girl! I do hope it works!
Comment by Dana on June 27, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Sounds great! I would be interested in knowing how its working for you. Menopause is not a fun phase of life and any remedy to some of the effects would be fantastic!
Comment by Kerry on September 19, 2012 at 7:30 pm
I have been taking Amberen off and on for about 2 years and an feeling better than ever. I am now 48 and am experiencing menopausal symptoms, but I think the Amberen is helping make them more tolerable than normal! Of course having never been through menopause before, how can I really prove that? I just know other older women that went through hell and back and I just don’t think that is going to be the case for me. I will keep you informed if you would like!
Kerry
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