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OK, now stop singing. You are NOT Marry Poppins. And, strangely enough, a chick with a blog named HalfAsstic doesn’t seem to qualify either.
The following SHOULD NOT BE SUNG. It’s simply prose. (Prosey? Prosie? Prose-ish?) I can tell right now you are over thinking this.
I like:
Bendy straws and
Green lights
Puppy paws and
wee girls in tights.
Badger Cuticle Cream,
Do you know what I mean?
I love cool reading glasses
And single malt scotch.
Short sleeved blouses,
Jeans not too short in the crotch.
Shitless diapers and
Blooming iris
Eating pastry until I’m pieless.
Flealess dogs and
Flaming fireplace logs.
Red wine,
Namely Beaujolais.
Loving my husband,
A roll in the hay-
No worry about conception.
Red geraniums and
Cell phones that get good reception.
Sleeping late,
Nothing much to do,
Dinner dates and
Never thinking it through.
Talking on the phone and
Mindless blather.
Washing my hair with
Good smelling lather.
Having freshly shaved legs and
Cute painted toes.
Not having to blow a snotty kids nose.
Writing my blog and
finding great friends,
I’m just thinking,
the fun never ends!
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Red Hamster
Twitter: inthewheel
on April 14, 2010 at 1:49 pm
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How cheerful. You must be having a good Spring day. I’ll be heading to Texas tomorrow; hope you’ve saved some good weather and pretty wildflowers for me.
.-= Red Hamster´s last blog ..I almost missed it… =-.
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Kristina P. on April 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm
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I definitely think you would fit in nicely with the Von Trapps.
.-= Kristina P.´s last blog ..5 K-arat Gold =-.
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Krissa on April 14, 2010 at 2:55 pm
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Oh, if only you had any idea about my singing voice… BAAAAAAAD.
But thank you for that vote of confidence! Hey, I take it where I can. 😉
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noe noe girl on April 14, 2010 at 3:16 pm
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A star is born!
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Quixotic on April 14, 2010 at 4:55 pm
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Love it!!!
.-= Quixotic´s last blog ..Bad Mummy Diaries: Part Two =-.
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Ree on April 14, 2010 at 8:14 pm
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THAT.WAS.EXCELLENT
.-= Ree´s last blog ..The Hotfessional Strikes Again =-.
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Mither on April 14, 2010 at 9:27 pm
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My daughter makes me happy–
Even when she is sappy!
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Krissa on April 15, 2010 at 3:56 pm
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Oooooooh, GAWD! I come by it honestly!
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grandma j on April 15, 2010 at 7:19 pm
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How creative of you…..I could hear you singing that! Oh, and so could Henrietta!!
.-= grandma j´s last blog .. =-.
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Kori on April 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
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Since you have very nearly inspired me, may all your diapers be shitless today.
.-= Kori´s last blog ..Friday Fragments-on a Lighter Note =-.
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Nicole on April 16, 2010 at 1:38 pm
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You had me at “Jeans not too short in the crotch.” AWESOME!
.-= Nicole´s last blog ..(Mostly) Wordless Wednesday: Yeah They Do! =-.
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