Hi! I just wanted to check in and wish every one of you, (yes, YOU… OK you too), a happy Easter! May all your Cadbury’s not break and leak goo all over you and your chocolate be unmelted. May your dyed eggs not crack while boiling and leave those unsightly dyed lines on the whites under the shell. May your Easter grass not get blown all over not only your yard but the neighbors as well. May the bees and wasps take a day off. May you not over cook your ham and turn out shoe leather. May your kids TRULY understand that the egg dye is permanent in a way that makes a Sharpie look like a piece of chalk. May the local brats not egg your house with any rotten ones they’ve saved up especially for you. May those damn, sneaky, chocolate bunnies not conspire to put ten pounds straight on your ass and hips. May the dog not decide that chocolate is yummy enough to eat the foil too… Until it throws it back up. May your dog throw up outside and not on your carpet. You know those adorable little Peeps? May you remember how disgusting they taste and not fall for trying to eat one. They are just as gross as last year. And the year before. And before, and…. Right, you get the picture.
I really don’t know what else to say, people. It is obvious all I want in life is for you to have a happy Easter. I feel certain I have wished you all the appropriate things. I am now leaving it in your hands.
Don’t screw this up for me. 😉
Comment by Kristina P. on April 4, 2010 at 12:45 am
Well, you have a Happy Easter too!
Comment by Aunt Becky on April 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Hoppy Easter, yo. xoxo
.-= Aunt Becky´s last blog ..Blue, Baby, Blue =-.
Comment by warriorwitch on April 4, 2010 at 2:01 pm
and hoppy easter from me too
.-= warriorwitch´s last blog ..spring has sprung =-.
Comment by Nicole on April 4, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Happy Easter to you and yours! I hope you all have a wonderful day!
And may H. never figure out that her oatmeal is laced.
.-= Nicole´s last blog ..By The Numbers =-.
Comment by Red.Hamster on April 5, 2010 at 10:07 am
Thanks for the Easter wishes. Hope you had a happy one. I was busy doing Spring cleaning all day…expecting to have late afternoon to putter in the garden and grill outdoors. Come late afternoon…Iowa was the only state in the US having thunderstorms. Geesh.
.-= Red.Hamster´s last blog ..it’s Friday and Spring is good =-.
Comment by grandma j on April 5, 2010 at 1:04 pm
You are a hoot, and I wish I had remembered that blue food coloring permanently is permanent, and that blue fingernails aren’t attractive.
.-= grandma j´s last blog .. =-.
Comment by Jean M. on April 5, 2010 at 7:37 pm
It never fails I always crack an egg or two while boiling and they dye always bleed, and my fingers are always permanently dyed. .but I wouldn’t have Easter any other way. Supposedly they have chocolate covered peeps now..oh the humanity!
.-= Jean M.´s last blog ..Day Book 04/04 =-.
Comment by Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo on April 6, 2010 at 3:11 am
I am pretty sure that you left off a wish for me. But I know you made it happen, and for that I am forever grateful.
MOTY just called to tell me that a mouse nibbled on her egg that I gave her and she had to throw it out.
bwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!
That is what you get for getting me a small bag of Malteasers and The Golden Child a freaking HUGE stash of eggs.
Comment by Karen on April 6, 2010 at 8:25 am
The only thing those peeps are good for are Peep Jousting. They’re NOT edible.
.-= Karen´s last blog ..It’s Picture Day! =-.
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