Monthly Archives: February 2010

I need my nookie. Where oh where is my nookie? nook sucks.

Posted on February 27, 2010 by Krissa

Hello me lovelies! And how are you doing today? (Picture me nodding appreciatively.) Yes, yes… very good. That’s just great. Me? Oh, I’m just fine. Or am I? No, thank you so much for asking, by the way, but I … Continue reading →

Posted in Chapped Arse, Rants, Ripped off, nook sucks | 15 Comments

Will work for hate mail…

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Krissa

Well, shit. Are you serious? That’s it? I laid my soul bare about my prejudices and radical views of limiting how many penis bearing boy children a person could have and…. wait a minute! That’s China! And it’s not boys, … Continue reading →

Posted in Looking for hate mail..., Uncategorized | 7 Comments

I am admitting it now-I am prejudiced.

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Krissa

You know. I have several friends, some of them extremely close, who have male children that are wonderful, sweet, mature for their age, able to show emotion, completely functional people that are not emotionally or psychologically stunted. And then there … Continue reading →

Posted in John, Keelan, Kessa, Proud Mom, girls vs. boys | 11 Comments

HalfAsstic-Where necessary appliances, (the ones you can't live without), come to die.

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Krissa

Well, Henrietta is sitting quietly in her wheelchair in her room. I say quietly because she isn’t crying or yelling for Gilbert to come in there or ringing the *=$#@&! bell for service.  I brought her in the dining room … Continue reading →

Posted in Cecilia, Henrietta, Uncategorized, just plain weird | 17 Comments

Voo-Doo and Cookies…voo-doo cookies?

Posted on February 19, 2010 by Krissa

Henrietta has been up to some new shenanigans while I was away with Lisa at Mither’s and Pop’s. I got regular reports on her downward spiral. John tells me that she wheeled her chair into the living room looking for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments

Halfass floundering in the snow

Posted on February 16, 2010 by Krissa

Hello duckies!  I have been totally out of pocket for a few days and am happy to report that I am back in action! Lisa and I took a Thelma and Louise road trip up to my folks house in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments

The Henrietta Enquirer

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Krissa

My friend, Red, over at In The Wheel, had a brilliant idea. I cannot take any credit for this idea except to say that my friends are terribly creative and brilliant. Why, yes! Yes, you are! And you too! Oh, … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta, crazy shit | 11 Comments

Bounding, boundaryless , boundaries.

Posted on February 4, 2010 by Krissa

Boundaries.  I would first like to describe, (so there can be absolutely no misunderstanding),  exactly where Henrietta’s lie. They are completely and utterly nonexistent. People, I have searched. They are not there. I have reason to believe they never were. … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta, Politically incorrect | 12 Comments

Funny, yet sad, yet funny. OK, it's just weird.

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Krissa

Hello. I am sitting here eating a bagel. It’s one of those that’s called an “everything bagel”. It is littered with all this stuff on top such as sesame seeds and other things that are unidentifiable yet, really good. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Mither and Pop, crazy shit | 13 Comments