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	<title>Comments on: 2009 CAN BITE MY ASS. Wait a tick, I think that&#039;s what it did&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/12/2009-can-bite-my-ass-wait-a-tick-i-think-thats-what-it-did/#comment-2337</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh babe.  We should get Henrietta and Boo together cause he is running around telling everyone he is gunna murder them.

That should quieten her down a tad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh babe.  We should get Henrietta and Boo together cause he is running around telling everyone he is gunna murder them.</p>
<p>That should quieten her down a tad.</p>
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		<title>By: Melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Want me to bring my brother to Christmas? He looks kinda black, hilarity could ensue.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Want me to bring my brother to Christmas? He looks kinda black, hilarity could ensue.</p>
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		<title>By: Hyphen Mama</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hyphen Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BWAHAHAHAHA...going in and out the front door OF THE HOUSE. I&#039;m still laughing!

I&#039;ve been going to write a similar post, but realized I wrote a nasty-o-gram to 2008 and figured I&#039;d better try to make peace with 2009 so it won&#039;t put a hex on 2010.  But really 2010 really MUST get better... it&#039;s gotta be in the stars.  For all of us.

And I love Roger&#039;s suggestion!!
.-= Hyphen Mama´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MommyNeeds5Minutes/~3/rta3JJVo8z8/blog-post.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Twenty days? Sheesh, I was positive it had only been 19....&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BWAHAHAHAHA&#8230;going in and out the front door OF THE HOUSE. I&#8217;m still laughing!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been going to write a similar post, but realized I wrote a nasty-o-gram to 2008 and figured I&#8217;d better try to make peace with 2009 so it won&#8217;t put a hex on 2010.  But really 2010 really MUST get better&#8230; it&#8217;s gotta be in the stars.  For all of us.</p>
<p>And I love Roger&#8217;s suggestion!!<br />
<span class="cluv"> Hyphen Mama´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MommyNeeds5Minutes/~3/rta3JJVo8z8/blog-post.html" rel="nofollow">Twenty days? Sheesh, I was positive it had only been 19&#8230;.</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Roger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know.... if her heart can take it, you should set up some mythical worship service in her room, complete with Egyptian gods, heck throw Zues in for good measure, as well. Oh and there absolutely has to be a bowl with fire, and...

nevermind. That&#039;s just too wrong for words.

2010 should be good, I mean all of the even numbered Star Trek&#039;s were, right? See the correlation?

Me neither, just don&#039;t tell the side of my brain that typed that.

(I heard you!)

Gotta go!
.-= Roger´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AScreedInTime/~3/2AtbLbue09w/stem.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Stem&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know&#8230;. if her heart can take it, you should set up some mythical worship service in her room, complete with Egyptian gods, heck throw Zues in for good measure, as well. Oh and there absolutely has to be a bowl with fire, and&#8230;</p>
<p>nevermind. That&#8217;s just too wrong for words.</p>
<p>2010 should be good, I mean all of the even numbered Star Trek&#8217;s were, right? See the correlation?</p>
<p>Me neither, just don&#8217;t tell the side of my brain that typed that.</p>
<p>(I heard you!)</p>
<p>Gotta go!<br />
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ye Gads! My Gran is stressing me out and I don&#039;t even have to live in the same house or take care of her every day... And she&#039;s mostly funny, independent and lovely. Just being responsible for someone&#039;s life is stressful. Add to that ALLLL of the crap you&#039;ve been through? Man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ye Gads! My Gran is stressing me out and I don&#8217;t even have to live in the same house or take care of her every day&#8230; And she&#8217;s mostly funny, independent and lovely. Just being responsible for someone&#8217;s life is stressful. Add to that ALLLL of the crap you&#8217;ve been through? Man.</p>
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		<title>By: Mary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a year like that- my brother was arrested, my daughter left home, my mother died and I got fired. I felt like I was drowning. Here&#039;s what I did: Got into therapy for the first time to save my life. Burned incense and created rituals to banish evil and attract good and stay alive. Lit candles to soften light that had grown too harsh. Walked daily to feel connected to the earth. Read poetry because it taught me truth at a subterranean level. Poetry came to me as a gift that year.
.-= Mary´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-biggest-lesson.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;My Biggest Lesson&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a year like that- my brother was arrested, my daughter left home, my mother died and I got fired. I felt like I was drowning. Here&#8217;s what I did: Got into therapy for the first time to save my life. Burned incense and created rituals to banish evil and attract good and stay alive. Lit candles to soften light that had grown too harsh. Walked daily to feel connected to the earth. Read poetry because it taught me truth at a subterranean level. Poetry came to me as a gift that year.<br />
<span class="cluv"> Mary´s last blog ..<a href="http://journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-biggest-lesson.html" rel="nofollow">My Biggest Lesson</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Corvette</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr. Corvette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your change in prayer reminded me of something my daughter once said.  (Isn&#039;t it amazing how God uses our children to teach us?)  When she and her husband were being commissioned as foreign missionaries, each new missionary had about 1 minute to speak to the audience.  Her statement was that when (husband) told her he felt led to be a foreign missionary, she prayed that God would change (husband&#039;s) mind.  Instead, God changed her heart.  They have been missionaries in Poland for the last three years.  They are my heros!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your change in prayer reminded me of something my daughter once said.  (Isn&#8217;t it amazing how God uses our children to teach us?)  When she and her husband were being commissioned as foreign missionaries, each new missionary had about 1 minute to speak to the audience.  Her statement was that when (husband) told her he felt led to be a foreign missionary, she prayed that God would change (husband&#8217;s) mind.  Instead, God changed her heart.  They have been missionaries in Poland for the last three years.  They are my heros!!!</p>
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		<title>By: The smarter of the two daughters</title>
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		<dc:creator>The smarter of the two daughters</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny post mommy. We will get Mimi straightened out eventually.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny post mommy. We will get Mimi straightened out eventually.</p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hon, I&#039;m sorry. 2010 is going to be much, much better.

I&#039;d love to see The Evil Boyfriend bring H some chocolates. Or laxatives. Or whatever it is that she loves the best. Oh, how quickly her tune would change!
.-= Karen´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://therockingpony.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-have-pictures.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I Have Pictures!&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hon, I&#8217;m sorry. 2010 is going to be much, much better.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to see The Evil Boyfriend bring H some chocolates. Or laxatives. Or whatever it is that she loves the best. Oh, how quickly her tune would change!<br />
<span class="cluv"> Karen´s last blog ..<a href="http://therockingpony.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-have-pictures.html" rel="nofollow">I Have Pictures!</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Eric &#124; Eden Journal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric &#124; Eden Journal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve had some tough times.  I&#039;m here with you to ride out the ups and downs.  Your SIL sounds like a handful.  You are very wise to pray for help in changing yourself rather than changing others.
.-= Eric &#124; Eden Journal´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.edenjournal.com/316/the-shoveler-and-his-golden-shovel/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The Shoveler and his Golden Shovel&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve had some tough times.  I&#8217;m here with you to ride out the ups and downs.  Your SIL sounds like a handful.  You are very wise to pray for help in changing yourself rather than changing others.<br />
<span class="cluv"> Eric | Eden Journal´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.edenjournal.com/316/the-shoveler-and-his-golden-shovel/" rel="nofollow">The Shoveler and his Golden Shovel</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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