Hi, people! How is every little thing? That was completely rhetorical. Please refrain from answering aloud. Although I am always interested in communicating with you all via conventional methods.
It is late at night and John and I took a late nap today and totally screwed up our sleep schedules. He is sitting in the riff raff room downloading some music and at the moment playing Wooly Bully obnoxiously loud.
I am sitting at the dining room table, or as we have come to know it around here, HACK. That would be HalfAsstic Central Komand. Appropriate, no?
My surroundings are a bit… disheveled. I am overflowing with tiny little yellow pads of paper with a variety of lists on them and notes that are, (quite obviously), not helping me a bit with posting ideas. There is also a large stock pot that my dear friend Lisa had made a huge pot of Taco Soup in and brought over when John got out of the hospital. It has since been eaten, (twice, and taken back to get her to make more of it), washed and I made stew in it. I do need to go out and invest in a nice stock pot. Anyway, I washed the thing again and sat it on my table to give back to her when I see her next. Oh and there’s a purse that the lining is ripped in for her grandmother to sew up for me, (hopefully), on her sewing machine.
Ever have a purse you really like and the zipper pocket gets a hole in the bottom of it and everything ends up running around in your purse between the lining and the leather? I hate that. There is like NEVER a lipstick when you want one. And it’s really not a very big purse, yet I have to bury my arm up to my elbow to get any particular thing out of it. And then I start finding things I don’t want and then things I’ve never seen before and eventually one of Jimmy Hoffa’s shoes comes out of it and it’s just time to sew the damn thing up already, right?
I’m gonna go and pour a drinkypoo. WordPress spell check underlined drinkypoo. Clearly, they don’t know what they’re talking about. Of course they also put the red line under WordPress, so I’m not looking for too high a standard.
Why isn’t “every time” one word. I really, really, really want it to be and constantly try to make it one. Is there someone I can petition to get this rectified? Everyday is one. Sometime is one. Everywhere is one. Why the hell isn’t everytime? I Googled it and there are a gazillion songs that have it as Everytime. However it is either not in the dictionaries or it is and it says it is the incorrect spelling. I think I am now worked up enough to consider myself outraged. (No, it doesn’t take much…) Let’s all pull together and thumb our noses at the hate mongers who write the dictionaries and write the word as EVERYTIME.
Are you with me people? Just think! If we can get this changed, next we’ll move on to thumb! What the hell is with that stupid “b” anyway?
Free toes, everybody!
Comment by Chief on October 31, 2009 at 1:24 am
I can’t believe I just read through that mess. What the hell. I think you need to take a Tylenol PM and go to bed my friend.
Did you know that blogger thinks dumbass isn’t a word. Obviously they have never met Duke and the boys.
I don’t carry a purse. Don’t own one. I think I will blog about that.
mmmm Taco Soup!
Now go to bed for hell sakes
.-= Chief´s last blog ..Squishing a spider with my bare ass, Keeping in touch with Chief, and what it takes to be my friend. =-.
Comment by Roger on October 31, 2009 at 9:18 am
Uh, you been taking lessons from my nonsensical posts? 🙂
Everytime can be one word, for us at least. It’s still America right? If we get enough of a groundswell of support, we can overtake freakin’ Webster’s and make it so. I say that you start a Facebook group, first. Then petition your governor wannabe Kay Bailey, and move on up from there. Hell, if Obama can get a Nobel Peace (of shit) Prize, then there are no limits to what words we can create, including everytime, dumbass and asshat. For that matter we can drop the ‘b’ from thumb too!
I’m with you!!
.-= Roger´s last blog ..Love that Flu from Mexico! =-.
Comment by Jean M. on October 31, 2009 at 10:36 am
Clearly HACK made an impression on me so much that I started typing it in the Name field for leaving a comment. It did crack me up…but…
I have to agree that every time should be together. I meant anytime is together right or am I wrong. If I’m wrong I’ll just quietly slip out the back and pretend I never said anything.
.-= Jean M.´s last blog ..So Totally Blogging All This =-.
Comment by noe noe girl on October 31, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I want what you are having! Happy Halloween! It is good to see John up!
Comment by JennyMac on October 31, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Sometimes blogger goes coo coo on the spell check and highlights things like AND being incorrectly spelled. Not much room for creativity in how you spell AND.
Hope you get some sleep. Happy Halloween!
.-= JennyMac´s last blog ..All treats…and no tricks. =-.
Comment by Hyphen Mama on October 31, 2009 at 4:50 pm
12:42 AM… good lord woman… the only reason anybody should be up at that hour is to change a poopy diaper or put a kid back to bed. I hope you got some sleep and/or made a stiff pot of coffee this morning!
.-= Hyphen Mama´s last blog ..It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…. =-.
Comment by witchypoo on October 31, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Spellcheck is also prejudiced against Canadians, who spell words correctly. I still put the u in honour. Take that, you ugly red wavy line!
.-= witchypoo´s last blog ..Bust A Move =-.
Comment by Aunt Becky on November 1, 2009 at 11:33 am
I want some Taco Soup. I don’t know what it is, but I think I need some immediately.
.-= Aunt Becky´s last blog ..Go Ask Aunt Becky =-.
Comment by Nan on November 1, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Heyyyy! Good to catch up, I’ve had a very busy week…. not blogging. Blogging isn’t a word either, by the way. Scandal!!
My sister has a whole bunch of tiny purses, and if you ever need anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, it’s in her purse. A pack of antibacterial wipes? A snack? A lipstick? A tylenol? A comfy pair of shoes? A spare carburettor? It’s all in there, like Hermione’s little beaded handbag. Amazing.
.-= Nan´s last blog ..QOTD: Some really intellectual stuff: =-.
Comment by big hair envy on November 2, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Everytime I try to use a hammer, I hit my thum.
.-= big hair envy´s last blog ..Birds Of A Feather…Or Not =-.
Comment by Kori on November 2, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Asshat isn’t a word, either, but for some reason I think you know that.
.-= Kori´s last blog ..Weekend Recap =-.
Comment by habanerogal on November 17, 2009 at 11:53 pm
I don’t believe I have been so naughty for coming by lately but things have been upside down for me too. Seems like we both have a case of the mystery sick hubbies. Mine is still not diagnosed and has got a case of cranky housewife. Other than that I am glad things seem to be improving in your world.
.-= habanerogal´s last blog ..Quitting Update =-.
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