Well, it’s 12:54 and I’m just now getting coffee made. What does this say about me?
*Sigh* You people are never gonna get it… I’m a masochist…or maybe just stupid? But hey, Henrietta is chowing down on her oatmeal and will soon be waiting for her egg. So I am gonna pour a cupacoffee and whip out that egg and toast and sausage.
OK, I lied… you’ve been waiting for a long, looooong time. It is now 1:38 and I changed clothes and put on some war paint makeup, because a friend is coming over with her life partner. That’s right, I said it. Didn’t know I was so eclectic with my friends, did ya? Oh, yeah. I got all kinds. Just not any that I see very often. So when Connie called and told me to try to look presentable cause they were coming over I hustled right on in and did just that.
Presentable. That’s me.
Meanwhile Keelan came home from the beauty shop where she had a foot of hair hacked off and it looks really great! She got some little bangs things, too. Oh, for heaven’s sake, I’ll just go get a picture.
And then there’s this… just to prove she loves me.
Henrietta is staying in bed again today. She is a nervous wreck and I really can’t do much with her. I already fed her a dose of Malox that Connie brought over with her cause we were out and, essentially, burped her. She had a poo that was NOT a UP. It was all regular time frame however a bit runny due, no doubt, to her nervous disposition. She is shaking like a leaf and still talking about all the poo’s. Color, consistency, amount… etc.
Well, that’s about all on the poop front. I will keep you updated, cause I just know that’s what’s on your mind!
Comment by witchypoo on September 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I once read on a sex workers blog that there were clients who wanted to know everthing about the worker’s poo. Tell H there is a job waiting for her!
.-= witchypoo´s last blog ..Mah Drawahs =-.
Comment by Krissa on September 19, 2009 at 4:46 pm
OHMIGAWD! She could actually start pulling her own weight around here!
Comment by Chief on September 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Seriously? More poo?
I can’t see the foot of hair that was cut off! Was her hair past her waist to begin with?
She has BEAUTIFUL shiny black hair!
.-= Chief´s last blog ..Let me get this straight… =-.
Comment by Aunt Becky on September 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm
That girl has gorgeous hair. And She talks about poo nearly as much as I do. She should move in with me PRONTO.
.-= Aunt Becky´s last blog ..I Believe That Children Are Our Future And Other Sausage Tales =-.
Comment by grandma j on September 19, 2009 at 11:33 pm
She cut a foot and it’s still that long? How beautiful you both are. Let me say this…..Locks Of Love.
.-= grandma j´s last blog .. =-.
Comment by Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo on September 20, 2009 at 6:12 am
I pay a small country’s gross income on getting my hair that shiny.
Damn shiny hair of youth. Oh and the both of you are beautiful 🙂
Comment by Hyphen Mama on September 20, 2009 at 9:55 am
Wowee! I swear I had to stop myself from reaching toward the screen to TOUCH THAT HAIR! Holy mackerel. Both ‘o ya’ll are gorgeous!
I have to confess, and I hate admitting I’m dense, but I cannot figure out the UP part of the poop. I looked up UP on the urban dictionary, but I’m fairly certain you aren’t referring to the things THEY call UP.
.-= Hyphen Mama´s last blog ..Dear Brian RN, =-.
Comment by Kori on September 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Well, good thing I already ate, thanks for that. 🙂 the hair? Beautiful. You? Damn. I wish I looked even half as good as you! Henrietta? I have no words.
.-= Kori´s last blog ..Honorary Member of the church of batshit crazy =-.
Comment by Karen on September 21, 2009 at 7:01 am
What are you guys eating out in the desert?! I swear you look ten years younger since the last picture I saw of you.
.-= Karen´s last blog ..Fashions are Falling =-.
Comment by Ree on September 21, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Keelan is as beautiful as her mama!
.-= Ree´s last blog ..MM – Angst =-.
Comment by Trannyhead on September 21, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Dude … That’s AFTER a foot was cut off?! Seriously intense.
.-= Trannyhead´s last blog ..He’s Not Perfect =-.
Comment by JennyMac on September 22, 2009 at 7:38 am
What beautiful hair! And love the pic of you two.
.-= JennyMac´s last blog ..Which wine goes with Jury Duty? =-.
Comment by big hair envy on September 22, 2009 at 9:58 am
I don’t know HOW you do it. You never get any sleep, your life is scheduled around poop, and you still manage to look as young as your daughter! You are BOTH just beautiful:)
.-= big hair envy´s last blog ..Head Count =-.
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