Well, it’s official. Henrietta has been, at the very least, (to hear her tell it), leered at by a pervert. She has been waiting for the majority of her life to be able to have verifiable proof that men are after her. Oh yes. At 87 years old… it’s here.
Her proof of this came several weeks ago, in the way of a breaking news story that was about, Dr. Bernard Albina, her old orthopedist from years ago when she and Marcos were living in their house. We took her to all of the appointments she ever had with him, as Marcos didn’t drive anymore at that point.
The news story? Sadly, he was, apparently, a really busy pedophile. While that is in itself, not the least bit funny, her take on it was, predictably, aaaaall about her. She was absolutely agog and went on and on about how she never trusted him and how Marcos used to ask if he had to go with her to her appointments and she, “always told him yes, he had to go”, because she didn’t trust that man! “Oooooh, no Krissa! I knew there was something wrong with him! Just the way he looked at me!”
I never did point out that it was ME who had gone in with her to every single appointment and, clearly, an octogenarian is not going to do it for a pedophile. Whatever. She could not get enough of the local news and the articles about it in the paper. She has told every single person who will listen to her about the peril she was in and how that man just wanted so badly to get her alone.
Sigh. If it wasn’t so sad it’d be funny. OK, maybe it’s funny, anyway.
Check out the news clip.
Well, you know all that stuff about the second childhood…
witchypoo´s last blog ..Grace the Thirteenth
First of all – I’m so glad that creep is now off the streets.
Second – all seriousness, grossness, and danger aside, that is hysterical.
Oh yeah. It’s still funny. I would liek to see the sick bastard publicy castrated by his victims, sure, BUT? Yeah, still funny. Oh, Henrietta, you femme fatale…
Kori´s last blog ..Friday Fragments-Photo Edition
Funny story and that man should be hung by his nards. I despise this type of crime.
JennyMac´s last blog ..Take A Bite Of: Italian stuffed Pork Chops
Hang the bastard! Then laugh your arse off at H. I would totally play it up and over exaggerate her imminent danger!
Hyphen Mama´s last blog ..Other People’s Children—HELP ME OUT HERE!
i’m with hyphen mama, play it up and agree with her. what other thrill is an 87 year old gonna get?
and very funny yes.
AND KILL THE BASTARD.
warriorwitch´s last blog ..i had a weird day yesterday
I will never for the life of me understand why law enforcement don’t take the suspicions of the elderly population more seriously. And who knew H. looks like a 13-year-old boy?!
(In all seriousness, thank goodness he is in prison! I hope justice is swift and that he receives the maximum penelties.)
Nicole´s last blog ..Thought For Thursday: The Maintenance Man
I would have loved to have heard H tell this!
Poor baby!
Now you have proof that H is hot. snort.
Ree´s last blog ..Mute Monday – John
Don’t worry about it, Krissa, just let her have her 15 minutes of fame!!! THEN, we will organize a Blog-Posse to “take care of” the perv…
big hair envy´s last blog ..The Cookbook
I agree, if it wasn’t so sad… but H’s reaction is just TOO funny!