Monthly Archives: August 2009

My aunts house, part 1.

I have me some awesome aunts.  I have the aunts everybody else wishes they had.  But the kicker is that my aunt’s domiciles represent their awesomeness perfectly.  I will now take you, my lucky readers, on a tour of one … Continue reading

Posted in Auntie-Poo | 12 Comments

Neurosis=normal.

It will probably come as some surprise to you, maybe even shock, to know that someone as laid back as myself is quite capable of having and, yes, properly maintaining a neurosis or two.  OK, maybe even more than two.  … Continue reading

Posted in Free Toes!, NEUROTIC PERODIC | 10 Comments

We are in mourning…

This morning Keelan came downstairs and told me that The Snake died last night.  I think she really thought I’d be more devastated than I am.  Don’t get me wrong, I liked the snake.  She was fun to take out … Continue reading

Posted in Keelan, SNAKE! | 9 Comments

Witchypoo be's a shit… the shit?… whatever!

Last night I was conversing with Witchypoo via emails and was just catching her up to what all was going on.  You know, up to the minute reporting, here at KMEX.   Heh.  OH! or maybe, KLOO, that sounds apt.   KPOT?  … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, SNAKE!, Witchypoo, crazy shit | 10 Comments

How low will I go? Nobody knows…

Friday, John and I went to JC Penny and I took a gander at the clearance rack.  I walked into the place with a $10.00 off coupon.  I walked out with two really cute new pairs of jeans that cost … Continue reading

Posted in Free Toes!, Kessa, Strange and socially akward, just plain weird | 12 Comments

Things been going on.

Did you know that a smallish Phillips screwdriver makes an excellent back scratcher?  Yup.  It’s… working… out… great.  Aaaah!  I feel better now.  It would have been better if John had been here for that but, I am handy with … Continue reading

Posted in Pop | 15 Comments

Ohmygah! Good news or bad news… DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?!

Today started out well enough.  I pretty much slept in as long as I wanted.  Was awoken by a loving husband.  (In a loving way.)  Got up and did what had to be done for H., (just some breakfast and … Continue reading

Posted in Apocalypse | 12 Comments

Things I would take a close up of if I had a fancy camera #2

I believe, with all my heart, that there is a “hair imbalance” in this house.   Both girls have WAY more than is required to be a girl, (or even a horse), and it is so long and ultra thick that … Continue reading

Posted in Chapped Arse, John, Keelan, Kessa, crazy shit | 11 Comments

The pervs are after Henrietta

Well, it’s official.  Henrietta has been, at the very least, (to hear her tell it), leered at by a pervert.  She has been waiting for the majority of her life to be able to have verifiable proof that men are … Continue reading

Posted in Henrietta, Marcos, Slutmuffin, just plain weird | 11 Comments

Things I would take a close up of if I had a fancy camera. #1

IF I had a camera that could take good close ups, I would show you people a thing or two that… that, well… you wouldn’t know about other wise!  Things that you are blissfully unaware of right now.  Things that … Continue reading

Posted in Camera, Weird, crazy shit | 10 Comments