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Dedicated to Witchypoo
P. Avium
But, that’s not what I call you.
I lust after you,
Dark red and sweet
And day dream
That your trees
Line my street.
I consume you
By the pound
In quantities that
Would astound.
When on sale
For a mere,
99 cents a pound.
No, this poetry thing
Is not my forte,
Yet, after sitting and
Eating them all day,
This, I can
Assuredly say,
I like the sweet ones,
Not the tart.
What’s that noise?
Why, that’s a fart.
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Roger
Twitter: mylhibug
on July 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm
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Love the poetry! Well, the loose translation of poetry, I guess. 🙂 Tried to figure out your rhythm and figured it was for a Texas two-step, and since I’m not really a fan… well, you know.
I like to read your blog
Because my mind you tend to jog
Your rhymes are sweet, not tart
I bet you’re thinking I’m gonna fart
So with that I shall surely go
And find something to do with the play-doh
Yes that may sound childish and immature
but it’s better than playing with manure!
Bye-bye
.-= Roger´s last blog ..Why Government is Evil =-.
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John Lopez on July 15, 2009 at 6:14 pm
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LMAO. Im married to a poet. That is funny.
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Mike Krause on July 15, 2009 at 7:00 pm
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My recent visit to the Lone Star State gave me new, positive insight about the region. Now this just pretty much shot that all to Hell. :>)
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witchypoo on July 15, 2009 at 7:33 pm
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It’s good you associate me with farts. Fruit farts smell like fruit, no matter what yours smell like.
.-= witchypoo´s last blog ..Mocking my Dead Mother =-.
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Ree on July 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
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Snort. I remember you tweeting about cherry farts, but seriously…this is beyond even *that* gem.
.-= Ree´s last blog ..Honest Rebellion =-.
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grandma j on July 15, 2009 at 9:19 pm
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You are quite talented! I love cherries too, but grapes even more.
.-= grandma j´s last blog .. =-.
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noe noe girl on July 16, 2009 at 1:21 pm
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You crack me up silly! I love silly! Cherry fart tarts???
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Hyphen Mama on July 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm
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I hope you wiped.
Fruit farts are often times a little juicy.
.-= Hyphen Mama´s last blog ..WWYD? =-.
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