Monthly Archives: July 2009

My bug collection.

A few months ago my next door neighbor came home with a new black Volkswagen Beetle.  Well, I do believe it was used, but only slightly. First thing he did was begin to disassemble it and clean every. single. inch. … Continue reading

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Let's discuss world peace, curing cancer, ending hunger and me sweeping the floors.

These are all things that could happen some day… but, until they do it is in everyone’s best interest if they don’t , like, hold their breath or anything drastic like that. Floors are an area of housekeeping that is … Continue reading

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Award! Bad, BAD Mom, and Bastards of another nature.

Guess what?!  You can’t?  Really?  Cause I think you should just give it a try.  OK, OK, geeze, I was just trying to have some fun.  (And isn’t that a rather sad commentary on my life… ) OK the thing … Continue reading

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To Whom It May Concern,

Dear Adorable Little Baby Squirrel, What up?  Not you, that’s for sure.  You spend the majority of your time down on the ground eating the critter food I put out for you and your competition friends.  Yeah, the cardinals see … Continue reading

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Ode To A Cherry

Dedicated to Witchypoo P. Avium But, that’s not what I call you. I lust after you, Dark red and sweet And day dream That your trees Line my street. I consume you By the pound In quantities that Would astound. … Continue reading

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Stupid Criminals part 2: John in high speed pursuit!

Well, I have to say it’s hard to call this guy and his fat chick, sidekick “stupid” just yet.  They STILL aren’t caught.  This has been going on for months and John is at his wits end, with them AND … Continue reading

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More from Mither's and Pop's. Don't be scared…lots of pictures.

The second day we were at my parent’s house we had to go to Greenwood to eat hamburgers at one of the three buildings that make up Downtown Greenwood.  Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration.  There is no “downtown”… … Continue reading

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Vacation!

Well, here I sit.  I bet you people thought you must have heard the last of me, huh?  It’s been a while!  I headed out of town on Monday to go and visit Mither and Pop.  Along with my entire … Continue reading

Posted in Free Toes!, Keelan, Kessa, Mither and Pop, The Boyfriend, Vacation!, WOO-HOO | 7 Comments

She'd never make it as a maid.

Kessa and Keelan were sitting at the breakfast table working on some scrap-booking project that has been in the works for days.  I had finished sweeping and was running my new Haan Steam Mop around on the tile, as I … Continue reading

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