In worry of a lawsuit respect for my Mexican readers, (I have none that I know of), I have titled my post in… Spanish(?)
Whatever. My political corrected-ness doesn’t go too terribly far. Ashamed for my “slander” of my SIL’s wetback boyfriend? Not entirely.
OK, not really at all.
The afore mentioned wetback is a very nice guy and holds a job in a mechanics garage and really wants to get me alone without my husband around learn better English and pay taxes.
Yes, he does in fact stare at me and make me feel quite uncomfortable from time to time. Even some of the other members of my family have noticed it. Yet, he always wanders outside and finds something useful to do while the SIL is here. Mow the lawn, clean out the garage, weedeat. Whatever he can find.
So hell yeah, I tolerate leering! I have told John more than once that if he wants to, try out polygamy, have a three way, or just a girlfriend, it’s fine with me as long as the other chick cleans house. And I mean good! Not like I do.
Yeah. I can be loose and uber cool.
Until I don’t want to. And that’s? the tricky part.
Comment by Noe Noe Girl on May 15, 2009 at 10:27 am
ver que estamos tratando de encajar!
Comment by Kori on May 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I think it would all sorts of cool until the sex part. Just sayin.’
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Comment by Ree on May 15, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I need a girlfriend.
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Comment by witchypoo on May 18, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I often wished I were attracted to women. At least a woman would do housework.
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Comment by Talina on May 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Ha! Totally agree with you… and have had the whole if you get a playmate I do too talk with hubby.
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Comment by Karen on May 18, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I’ve always told Sam that if he wants to have a girlfriend, I am head wife, I make all the rules, she does all the jobs that I don’t want to do (which would be most of them) and I get to pick who she is. He’s never jumped on that deal.
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Comment by Roger on May 19, 2009 at 11:30 am
I have no idea what to say at the moment, yes, I am quite speechless. 🙂
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Comment by assburgerboy on May 23, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Good one. I thought this had a lot of very funny points. I especially like the crossing out of certain terms. It helps with the humor in my not at all humble opinion.
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