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		<title>By: Tink</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1594</link>
		<dc:creator>Tink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once had a guy I was dating ask me if I wanted my sandwich breadless because it was less fat. Men are dumb. It&#039;s nice to know they can learn though. ;)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tink&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://pickledbeef.blogspot.com/2009/06/weekly-words-challenge-87.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Weekly Words Challenge 87!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once had a guy I was dating ask me if I wanted my sandwich breadless because it was less fat. Men are dumb. It&#8217;s nice to know they can learn though. <img src='http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><abbr><em>Tink&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://pickledbeef.blogspot.com/2009/06/weekly-words-challenge-87.html" rel="nofollow">Weekly Words Challenge 87!</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1593</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve got your family trained very well.  Maybe I could hire you to teach me.  My kids would have joined in on Jon&#039;s sleepy side and pointed out several more deepening lines instead of siding with me.  And Sam would definitely have gone for the no-bra selection.  I need help - obviously my family is slipping away from me.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Karen&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://therockingpony.blogspot.com/2009/06/mystery-in-mountains.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Mystery in the Mountains&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve got your family trained very well.  Maybe I could hire you to teach me.  My kids would have joined in on Jon&#8217;s sleepy side and pointed out several more deepening lines instead of siding with me.  And Sam would definitely have gone for the no-bra selection.  I need help &#8211; obviously my family is slipping away from me.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Karen&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://therockingpony.blogspot.com/2009/06/mystery-in-mountains.html" rel="nofollow">Mystery in the Mountains</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Ree</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1592</link>
		<dc:creator>Ree</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 16:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s so cute!

Next, you should do the old, &quot;Do these pants make me look fat&quot; thing.  ;-)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ree&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://hotfessional.com/2009/05/29/haiku-friday-my-friends-the-spammers/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Haiku Friday - My Friends the Spammers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s so cute!</p>
<p>Next, you should do the old, &#8220;Do these pants make me look fat&#8221; thing.  <img src='http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><abbr><em>Ree&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://hotfessional.com/2009/05/29/haiku-friday-my-friends-the-spammers/" rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday &#8211; My Friends the Spammers</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Noe Noe Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1591</link>
		<dc:creator>Noe Noe Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 12:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You have some good girls!
Funny you mention bras....I need some too. Maybe a trip to VS?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have some good girls!<br />
Funny you mention bras&#8230;.I need some too. Maybe a trip to VS?</p>
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		<title>By: witchypoo</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1590</link>
		<dc:creator>witchypoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 02:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No need to suck up to me, woman. Your promise of gifts in the mail (I don&#039;t know why they haven&#039;t arrived yet) are sufficient to get you in my good graces.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://psychicgeek.com/pain-in-the-neck-and-butt/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pain in The Neck and Butt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No need to suck up to me, woman. Your promise of gifts in the mail (I don&#8217;t know why they haven&#8217;t arrived yet) are sufficient to get you in my good graces.</p>
<p><abbr><em>witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://psychicgeek.com/pain-in-the-neck-and-butt/" rel="nofollow">Pain in The Neck and Butt</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Serendipitous Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1589</link>
		<dc:creator>Serendipitous Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 02:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha!  Smart man!  I tell the guys at work all the time &quot;compliments are ALWAYS welcome, unsolicited advice never is.&quot;

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Serendipitous Girl&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.serendipitousgirl.com/2009/05/senior-citizen-ssg.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Senior Citizen SSG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha!  Smart man!  I tell the guys at work all the time &#8220;compliments are ALWAYS welcome, unsolicited advice never is.&#8221;</p>
<p><abbr><em>Serendipitous Girl&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://www.serendipitousgirl.com/2009/05/senior-citizen-ssg.html" rel="nofollow">Senior Citizen SSG</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Krissa</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1588</link>
		<dc:creator>Krissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 01:47:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes.  As always, you are correct, oh guru, light bearer, life sustainer, and creator of all truth. heh.  I look forward to studying and following your ways when I attend the seminar of &quot;Librarians Unusually Mystical Pituitary Yodels&quot;, better known, the world over as L.U.M.P.Y.
Will you ever be wrong about anything!?  Heh
Love, your devoted friend, Krissa</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes.  As always, you are correct, oh guru, light bearer, life sustainer, and creator of all truth. heh.  I look forward to studying and following your ways when I attend the seminar of &#8220;Librarians Unusually Mystical Pituitary Yodels&#8221;, better known, the world over as L.U.M.P.Y.<br />
Will you ever be wrong about anything!?  Heh<br />
Love, your devoted friend, Krissa</p>
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		<title>By: witchypoo</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1587</link>
		<dc:creator>witchypoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 01:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I&#039;m not channeling you, I&#039;m stalking you. I decided to install the live feed widget to see who in my family was reading. Wish I had thought of it three weeks ago.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://psychicgeek.com/pain-in-the-neck-and-butt/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pain in The Neck and Butt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I&#8217;m not channeling you, I&#8217;m stalking you. I decided to install the live feed widget to see who in my family was reading. Wish I had thought of it three weeks ago.</p>
<p><abbr><em>witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://psychicgeek.com/pain-in-the-neck-and-butt/" rel="nofollow">Pain in The Neck and Butt</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: witchypoo</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1586</link>
		<dc:creator>witchypoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 01:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While the girls up there will give you confidence, what he may be seeing is that when he&#039;s getting feely, there&#039;s no bra involved. He was puzzled wondering how it was going to benefit HIM. Then the light came on and he thought &quot;happy wife.&quot; Isn&#039;t really that the jist of what Roger wanted to say? Thought so.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://psychicgeek.com/pain-in-the-neck-and-butt/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pain in The Neck and Butt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While the girls up there will give you confidence, what he may be seeing is that when he&#8217;s getting feely, there&#8217;s no bra involved. He was puzzled wondering how it was going to benefit HIM. Then the light came on and he thought &#8220;happy wife.&#8221; Isn&#8217;t really that the jist of what Roger wanted to say? Thought so.</p>
<p><abbr><em>witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://psychicgeek.com/pain-in-the-neck-and-butt/" rel="nofollow">Pain in The Neck and Butt</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Big Hair Envy</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/05/dont-tell-me-they-cant-be-trained/#comment-1585</link>
		<dc:creator>Big Hair Envy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 00:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We girls must ALWAYS have each other&#039;s backs.  Just sayin&#039;!!!  You&#039;ve obviously taught your daughters well:)

How many new bras did you get??  Heehee!!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Big Hair Envy&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://bighairenvy.blogspot.com/2009/05/pay-it-forward.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pay It Forward&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We girls must ALWAYS have each other&#8217;s backs.  Just sayin&#8217;!!!  You&#8217;ve obviously taught your daughters well:)</p>
<p>How many new bras did you get??  Heehee!!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Big Hair Envy&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://bighairenvy.blogspot.com/2009/05/pay-it-forward.html" rel="nofollow">Pay It Forward</a></em></abbr></p>
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