The other day, (Easter, to be exact), I was doing laundry and went in my bedroom to hang some things up. I walked in and was going to my closet when I heard all this commotion in the bathtub.
Pleeeeeeease get me out, Mom!
I don’t know what made her go in there and think that jumping in the tub was the thing to do, but she could NOT get out. The tub is a bit sunken on the inside and with no rug for traction, she was good and stuck. Desperate and pitiful whining like you can’t even imagine. The little fat ass.
Kes, will YOU get me out?!
However, this did not prevent me from leaving her there long enough to go get Kessa and let her come in and we both took pictures of her cause that’s the kinds of bee-otches we are.
I just wait... SOMEBODY will get me out!
What on earth do you think she was thinking to hop in there all by herself? If there had been even a crumb of food, I would have expected it… but no.
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Last night overheard in my house:
Squealing and laughter along with some yelling and aggravation. “MOM! Make Kessa give me back my M&M’s!”
And without missing a beat these words came out of my mouth: “Kes, give your sister back her M&M’s before I spank you.”
And the most surreal part?
It worked.
10 comments
Comment by witchypoo on April 14, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Such a cute darling doggie!
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Comment by Ree on April 14, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Snort. At least there wasn’t a shower curtain for her to try to climb up. I’ve replaced three shredded ones from the cats!
She is a cutie!
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Comment by Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo on April 14, 2009 at 11:35 pm
I would have done the same thing.
Except my camera is broken so I would have to go out and buy one, read the instruction manual, have a hissy fit cause IT IS NOT WORKING and then, maybe, get the dog out.
Only to chuck it back in when I worked out how to use the camera.
Comment by nng on April 15, 2009 at 6:59 am
How cute! And funny!
Thanks for my morning chuckle!
Comment by Karen on April 15, 2009 at 7:24 am
Dogs are dumb. There’s no other explanation. I don’t even like them.
Bwahahaha!!!
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Comment by The Predo on April 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I wanna come hang out at your house! Really! Who doesn’t love a good spanking! I mean, “I have been bad, very bad!”
Bwaaaaa-Haaaaaa you asked for it!!!!
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Comment by big hair envy on April 15, 2009 at 10:28 pm
My cat fell into the pool last summer….she looked very much like your dog!!!!!
I can’t BELIEVE you left that poor thing in there while you took pictures!!!!!!!
Hope all is well. Sounds like your quiet Easter was spoiled:(
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Comment by Jennifer on April 16, 2009 at 1:28 am
OMG that is the cutest little thing I have ever seen… Funny about the spanking threat. I toss that one around from time to time and it works but I don’t know why since Nat doesn’t even know what a spanking is. She must hear in my tone that I mean business… lol
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Comment by Kori on April 16, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Just chuckling here, that is all. Though I have the most hilarous email that I want to send you, but you have to let me know it is okay to send. And I thought of you immediately when reading it…..
Comment by Tink on April 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Aw! ADORABLE!
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