Archive for April, 2009

Me, me, me, meeeeeeeeeeee

Oh. No. That’s not right…. Meme.   That’s what I meme to say. (HA!  That’s what I MEME to say!) I am telling you, you do NOT want to hear me sing.  It’s worse than my bad puns.

Ree, over at Hotfessional tagged me for a meme and, conformist that I am, I must comply!  The rules are:

No running around the pool, one at a time on the diving board, eat all your vegetables before you get dessert, and finally, do your homework before you go outside and play.

Comply, or face the consequences.

Now this is going to be a list of seven things about me and I will be tagging seven of you guys whose blogs I love to read.  Then, like the good little girls and boys you are, YOU will be doing the same.

Yes you will! I can find you, you know.  Ha ha ha!  I jest!  Maybe.

1. I love when my 19 year old daughter actually needs me to help her with a regular life problem that she hasn’t dealt with before.  I went with her to the tire place this morning for her to get a defective tire replaced.  It was warranted by the place and all, but she wanted… backup, I guess.  We had a nice time, which is a weird thing to say about going to a tire store.  Yesterday I showed her how to check the oil in her car, and was mortified that she hadn’t already been shown.

2. I am horrible about starting projects and never finishing them.

3. I absolutely loved being pregnant.

4. But not as much as having a baby.  Well, not having the baby, but having already had the baby… you know.

5. I would give almost anything to have the time and money for John and I to go to visit my brother, sister-in-law and nephew in Italy.

6. I love to cook new dishes and am continually frustrated by being short ONE INGREDIENT.  It’s like Satan is writing the damn recipes and has inventoried my kitchen beforehand.

7. I would give just about anything to hear from some of the people that I can see check in on my blog on a very regular basis and never comment.  Not because I’m a comment whore, yes I am, but because I’m so very curious about who they are.

So there you have it.  That’s about all I can come up with and now the game will continue with me passing this on to:

1. Noe Noe Girl

2. Witchypoo at Psychicgeek

3. Janet at From the Planet of Janet

4. Jean at Working Momma 247

5. Karen at The Rocking Pony

6. Predo at Spartacus wore a skirt!

7. SSG at Confessions of a (Sometimes!) Serendipitous Girl

There it is.  Whoop it out!

Friday in Galveston County

John deals with vendors of all sorts at his store.  The beer vendors are THE BEST.  Well, from my perspective anyway.  They are always getting us tickets to one thing or another.  The Astros game, was on Thursday and the Galveston County Fair, and Rodeo Cook-off was on Friday.  With John on vacation, we were aaaaaaall over it.
Dienst Distributing Co. gave him tickets to the Miller Tent at the shindig and it was all you could eat and drink.  There was a live band and he even danced with me!  I had to lube him up a good deal, but the beer was free, so what the hell!
My grizzled man after not shaving for 6 days… and a few beers.
Over the head shot at the band.  We were up pretty close.  There were about 150 people in a huge tent.
And finally.  How smart am I?  I dug out our handy dandy engraver and had The Boyfriend engrave my name and phone number on my camera.
But Krissa, why did you ask him to do it and not do it yourself? I’ll tell you.  That thing is HARD to control.  My handwriting is crappy at best, but I can’t make anything look remotely legible with the engraver.  The Boyfriend is super artsy-fartsy talented, and can make anything look good.  He had much better control of the deal.
John laughed and said that it wouldn’t keep anybody from stealing it, but I think it would HELP.  I mean I asked him to do it on the front of it and who would want to own a camera that had someone else’s name and number on it?  I just think that it would help ensure that someone would call me if I misplace it.  Remember that my last camera got “lost”.  Directly out of my purse.
And finally.  The very most important part of my adventures on John’s vacay.  I absolutely adore World Market.  That’s where you can go to get this and…
Stock this up!
OMG!  These are the very best things ev-vah!  If you have any way to try them at all, get them!  They used to have them at Morrow’s Nut House years and years ago when there was a store in the local mall.  I think Morrow’s has gone out of business now.  At least they’re not down here anymore.  I haven’t had them in years and am SOOOOO excited to have found them!
Excuse me now… I’m drooling all over the keyboard.

I have a confession.  I have been a bad, bad girl blogger.

As I believe I mentioned last week, John has been on vacation and I have just become a horrible, despicable, wretched, cheating, stinking, drooling, pathetic, hungover, hungunder, need to shave my legs, loser, who doesn’t get around to reading her blogs OR posting anything because, like I may have mentioned, I am a less than desirable person of little value UNTIL I GET A DAMN BLOG POSTED AND CAUGHT UP ON MY READING!

And I am now all over the problem and attempting to do just that.  My sincere apologies to all of you.

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We DID get a lot of things done.  And, the most important part was it was enjoyable.  John got some really good R & R.   Well, eventually he did.  After the whole yard work fiasco.  There will be pictures coming of the front yard soon.  I still don’t have the bedding plants in.  But the trimmed trees and shrubbery plus the black mulch really have set off the whole yard.

Just a small sample of what all we cut out of the trees.  Ol’ Blue made two trips to the dump that day.  That’s John, my Mexican day laborer.  Heh.  Sometimes I sleep with the help.  OK, I always sleep with the help.

Stay tuned for further nasty confessions.

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On Thursday John and I went to an Astro’s game.  They played the Dodgers and lost.

Dismal game.  Boring beyond belief.  Slow moving and absolutely nothing noteworthy happening on the field.

HOWEVER, I managed to get some shots of the important stuff!

Here’s my man, getting the necessary accoutrements to sit and tolerate the subsequent beating by a bunch of L.A. sissies.

Here you can figure a rough estimate of how much we had to get a second mortgage for.

MY DOG

MY DOG before mustard and relish- John's hand.

It was a REALLY good dog, and zero calories.  Heh

John’s nuts.  HAHAHAHA

Our view of the field from our seats.

Our view of the field from our seats.

This is Niya who sat behind us and played on the steps for her own entertainment.  She thought the game was boring, too and was quite entertaining for everyone in the vacinity.

This is Niya who sat behind us and played on the steps for her own entertainment. She thought the game was boring, too and was quite entertaining for everyone in the vicinity.

Niya, hopping up and down the stairs, looking too cute.

Niya, hopping up and down the stairs, looking too cute.

And here she is with her guardians.

And here she is with her guardians.

You see, Niya is a child of New Orleans and her mother is there, in an area, I get the impression, that isn’t ready to be considered inhabitable.  I was told by the lovely lady in the photo that her mom is 20 years old and about to have her fourth baby.  So care of Niya is split between this couple and her mother.  It’s entirely voluntary, or at least that was my understanding. Sometimes they have her for a few weeks at a time or maybe the whole summer.  Whatever the case, it was obvious they loved her a lot and heartbreaking to think of having to give her back and not see her for who knows how long.  But the nice lady was entirely right when she said that they are just grateful for whatever time they get with her and know that God put them in each other’s lives for a reason.

And for anyone out there who gives a damn, (this ugly-ass yo-yo was right beside our seats and apparently some sort of baseball phenom.  His name is Manny Ramirez.  Yeah, I couldn't care less either.

And for anyone out there who gives a damn, this ugly-ass yo-yo was right beside our seats and apparently is some sort of baseball phenom. His name is Manny Ramirez. Yeah, I couldn't care less either.

Aaaaaaall week long…

John is on vacation this week and we have big plans.

  • Fix the kitchen faucett
  • Work in yard, trimming trees and mulching flowerbeds, if the rain will ever stop.
  • Go to World Market and stock up on wine and smoked Gouda.
  • Take my new Periodic Table of Typeface print to the frame shop and have it matted and framed.
  • Buy THREE name brand dress shirts, a Chaps tie, and a pair of wonderful, sexy, new jeans for me for a total of $38.00 at Kohl’s. CHECK!
  • Clean out garage
  • Shop for Keelan’s birthday on Wednesday.  Eighteen years old!

Tomorrow is Monday and I think we should be half way through this list by the end of the day and have more added to it!

And we haven’t even tried to kill each other yet!

I’ll keep you abreast of the situation!

We're a strange little group.

The other day, (Easter, to be exact), I was doing laundry and went in my bedroom to hang some things up.  I walked in and was going to my closet when I heard all this commotion in the bathtub.

Pleeeeeeease get me out, Mom!

Pleeeeeeease get me out, Mom!

I don’t know what made her go in there and think that jumping in the tub was the thing to do, but she could NOT get out.  The tub is a bit sunken on the inside and with no rug for traction, she was good and stuck.  Desperate and pitiful whining like you can’t even imagine.  The little fat ass.

Kes, will YOU get me out?!

Kes, will YOU get me out?!

However, this did not prevent me from leaving her there long enough to go get Kessa and let her come in and we both took pictures of her cause that’s the kinds of bee-otches we are.

I just wait... SOMEBODY will get me out!

I just wait... SOMEBODY will get me out!

What on earth do you think she was thinking to hop in there all by herself?  If there had been even a crumb of food, I would have expected it… but no.

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Last night overheard in my house:

Squealing and laughter along with some yelling and aggravation. “MOM!  Make Kessa give me back my M&M’s!”

And without missing a beat these words came out of my mouth: “Kes, give your sister back her M&M’s before I spank you.”

And the most surreal part?

It worked.