Monthly Archives: March 2009

Not toooo random…just varied.

Posted on March 25, 2009 by Krissa

Little bratty baby brother, Cam has hooked up with Scribble on Everything to reproduce his phenomenally popular Periodic Table of Typefaces into a wall decal.   Click on the pic of it at the Scribble website to see the different … Continue reading →

Posted in Henrietta, Politically incorrect, Strange and socially akward, The reading of THE BLOGS, Wondering... | 8 Comments

One, two, four, three.

Posted on March 24, 2009 by Krissa

Asking me to get it since I was up and talking about a box of Drumsticks of which two had already been eaten by Kes and myself. John: Hey, get me a cone out of the freezer, please. Kessa: I’ll … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, John, Keelan, Kessa, Proud Mom, crazy shit | 5 Comments

A letter to my daughters.

Posted on March 22, 2009 by Krissa

Dear child of my loins, You, (insert name here), and your sister are welcome to continue to live here in our house along with your father and me, (he will be getting his own letter), for the foreseeable future as … Continue reading →

Posted in Housekeeping, Keelan, Kessa, Proud Mom, Rants | 12 Comments

Picture Purge #2

Posted on March 18, 2009 by Krissa

The other night we went to Pizza Hut for, you guessed it, PIZZA.  So I am sitting in the car because I looked like hell and was in a white tee shirt with no bra and shoeless.  The homeless look … Continue reading →

Posted in John, Lisa, Picture Purge, Strange, Wondering... | 8 Comments

Periodic Table of Typefaces- My brother is now a rock star.

Posted on March 13, 2009 by Krissa

Cam has been working on a project and it has been in the works for months. He finished it up and originally posted on Monday, March 9, here. The page views on that original post as of Friday is up … Continue reading →

Posted in Cam, WOO-HOO, crazy shit | 8 Comments

It rhymes with itchy.

Posted on March 13, 2009 by Krissa

Henrietta has nervous problems.  She is just a nervous person at heart and always has been.  Maybe it’s because, despite her nice pleasant, (most of the time), disposition, she is the worlds most negative person.  I can walk into her … Continue reading →

Posted in Blather, Henrietta | 6 Comments

Can you hear it? Can you hear it? I think it's a chorus of angels singing…

Posted on March 11, 2009 by Krissa

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hal-le-lu-jah!  Tanya showed up, on time, with a smile on her cheery little face and went in and woke up H in sweet way and started singing A Spoon Full of Sugar like Mary Freakin Poppins took care … Continue reading →

Posted in Blather, Free Toes!, John, Keelan, Lisa, Mither, Nana and Pop, Uncategorized, WOO-HOO, crazy shit | 4 Comments

Tanya to the rescue.

Posted on March 10, 2009 by Krissa

Hi people!  Yesterday, after I posted that posty post about the wonders of Crystal the Prolific Caregiver, I snuck over behind Henrietta’s wheelchair where she couldn’t see me and pulled open her window about a foot so I would be … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Toes!, Uncategorized, WOO-HOO | 6 Comments

The ongoing, never ending, just go ahead and kill me now, saga of the caregiver providers in this nuthouse.

Posted on March 9, 2009 by Krissa

OK, half the post is in the title.  Whatever. Remember this?  Crystal the caregiver provider from hell was all we had and we were pulling out our hair dealing with her the best way we could.  Until I fired her … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, Chapped Arse, Henrietta, crazy shit, just plain weird | 8 Comments

Essential Door Decor

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Krissa

How to put this…? Several times in the past few months there has been a little… eh, afternoon delight going on in the HalfAsstic boudoir when, WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER, there has been a knock on the door.  Or worse, … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse, John, Lisa, WOO-HOO, crazy shit | 9 Comments