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Earlier today, John called me and said,
Hey, there’s a wine chiller here we sell during Christmas that usually goes for $110.00. It’s been marked down to $10.00. Do you want it?
I immediately pictured a bottle of wine cooler. Who, in their right mind would pay $110.00 for a wine cooler?
Then my next immediate reaction was, I don’t care how good a deal it is and how good it tastes, I don’t want to pay $10.00 for a wine cooler either.
I said, “A wine cooler?
And he said, “Yeah, it holds eight bottles, I think.”
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! I’m slow, dumb and stupid from time to time, but the whole problem is exacerbated by men who don’t explain themselves well…
Well…that’s my story, anyway. 😉