Earlier today, John called me and said,

Hey, there’s a wine chiller here we sell during Christmas that usually goes for $110.00.  It’s been marked down to $10.00.  Do you want it?

I immediately pictured a bottle of wine cooler.  Who, in their right mind would pay $110.00 for a wine cooler?

Then my next immediate reaction was, I don’t care how good a deal it is and how good it tastes, I don’t want to pay $10.00 for a wine cooler either.

I said, “A wine cooler?

And he said, “Yeah, it holds eight bottles, I think.”

Ding, ding, ding!  We have a winner!  I’m slow, dumb and stupid from time to time, but the whole problem is exacerbated by men who don’t explain themselves well…

Well…that’s my story, anyway. 😉