This morning I had a conversation with Lisa in which she informed me that she was feeding her fish. Naked.
Needless to say I had a lot of comebacks to this and then she told me they were all excited because they thought they were going to be breast fed.
I would have just gone back to sleep, but I really don’t think I could have. And really? Can’t even imagine the nightmares that were possible. Scarred. For. Life.
The other day, after realizing that I had been missing one of my favorite bras for a couple of days and was about to REALLY go through the dirty clothes hamper and wash EVERYTHING, I happened to look over at John’s side of the bed and notice that he had attempted to decorate the area.
Lamely.
What’s so brassiere bizarre is that I hadn’t noticed it there for at least 24 hours.
10 comments
Comment by Kori on February 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I just figured out why my fish kept dying. Tell Lisa thanks.
Comment by Jean M. on February 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I think it certainly gives the decor a lift.
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Comment by witchypoo on February 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm
John has a flair. I’m glad you didn’t ask me where your bra was 😉
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Comment by Roger on February 24, 2009 at 4:17 pm
A post about boobs, with no boobage! Sheesh! I skipped several others to get here and… Never mind.
How the heck do you breastfeed fish? That’s kind of scary, almost as much as not noticing a bra hanging from a lamp, over the night stand! Must not have had your glasses on. 🙂
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Comment by Ree on February 24, 2009 at 9:45 pm
At least he wasn’t wearing it on his head!
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Comment by Karen on February 24, 2009 at 11:06 pm
I’m not sure what’s worse – you throwing that thing there in the heat of passion one night, John leaving it there as decor, or his Bible underneath it bearing witness to what went down that steamy night.
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Comment by Krissa on February 24, 2009 at 11:27 pm
OH! You don’t know how many times I have berated John about having that bible serve as a coaster to whatever drink he has on his nightstand. It’s leather bound and it’s a good thing!
Comment by roger on February 25, 2009 at 8:20 am
lisa should put some clothes on before she feeds those poor fish ,hahahahaha
Comment by mike on February 26, 2009 at 10:12 am
Huh. I quite like the boobage-motif. Y’see, women figure that men will / would eventually get tired of breasts if they had to live with them (ahem) every day. I beg to differ. I think most men would get behind me on that!
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Comment by Mither on February 26, 2009 at 8:03 pm
For heaven’s sake! I have checked this 40 times! Will you please post something new!
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