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This post will be quite short for a variety of reasons:
The last one was uncharacteristically long. More than, probably anyone wanted to hear from me. I was full of angst. (That’s my excuse, in case you didn’t know.)
Mither and Pop are coming to see me and they are on their way here RIGHT NOW. I gots to get this dump cleaned up! Change the sheets on their bed! Start a grocery list for supper tonight! Clean the bathtub! Finish the laundry! Locate all obscene graffiti written in the dust on my furniture and add or subtract letters to make it more grandparent friendly.
FIND MY DAMN GLASSES. They are gone, people! I have looked everywhere! Remember, I just got them a short while back and I cannot function for very long without having to actually READ something. I took them off when John got home yesterday and they have been gone ever since. I cannot remember where I was!
Oh crap! I gotta get going! Before I do I will share with you that I have a new look coming for HalfAsstic and am excited about it. Cam is working on it as I type. Well, actually, that’s not true as he’s in Italy and is seven hours ahead of us, (he’s asleep), but he’s already done some things that I really like.
Anyway, stay tuned!
Free Toes, everybody!