Here’s a little something I cooked up to give away a set of pictures that would look elegant in anyone’s house or even on a porch. Just play my Unconscious Mutterings “game” and, (to the sound of trumpets blaring), YOU COULD WIN!
The winner is going to be chosen by a random number generator deal AND said winner will receive this wonderful prize! (My legal department urges me strongly to remind you all that the term, “wonderful” is entirely subjective.)
The contest will be over in 7 days. Next Wednesday, February 4th.
Whatev.
These two, 12″ x 14″ prints are on some sort of hard, lightweight board that is hollow. They are one inch thick and have sawtooth hangers on the backs of them. The “paintings” are lightly textured. The colors in the following photos is pretty true to life. Very dusty purples and other muted shades. They are pretty and lightweight. Could be hung up on a wall with a straight pin. Don’t laugh. When I was a child my mother’s friend across the street let on that every picture in her house was hung with steel straight pins. Nothing ever fell!
Oops, I digressed. I’m always doing that! Wonder if there’s any such thing as a professional digress-er? Wonder if they feel at all threatened by me?
Now what was I talking about? OH! Right!
Here’s the pics.
I was standing on the bed to take these. Why didn’t I just lay them on the carpet, you ask? Good question.
And finally here is the back of one of them and don’t be fooled! My bed is actually NOT made. Just smoothed out for the sake of the photos. OH THE SHAME! DON’T TELL MITHER!
OK, here are the latest from the recesses of my dusty, disturbed, dark, leeetle mind. As before, I suggest that you copy and paste the words in the comment box and fill it out before you read anyone else’s, just because it makes it easier to think freely… Or is that just me? Probably me.
1. Kate:
2. clock:
3.plaque:
4. dining table:
5. assortment:
6. rubber band:
7. spindle:
8. frog:
9. startled:
10. dragon:
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And my answers:
1. Kate: Hepburn
2. clock: Late
3.plaque: Give away
4. dining table: eat
5. assortment: too many
6. rubber band: Man
7. spindle:DVD’s
8. frog: Susan
9. startled: Dumb dog barking
10. dragon: renaissance festival
Now go on! Do it!
14 comments
Comment by witchypoo on January 28, 2009 at 7:41 pm
1. Kate: Gosselin. I’m hoping when she got the tummy tuck after a set of twins and a set of sextuplets, she also had her cooter adjusted.
2. clock: How my father used to threaten me. “I’ll clean your clock.” No, thanks, Dad, my clock is clean, really.
3.plaque: You saying my oral hygiene is lacking? I kiss my children with this mouth. Fuck.
4. dining table: I had sex on a desk once, but never on the dining table. Everybody’s a virgin in some way I guess.
5. assortment: Something my brain rebels against when I’m tired. Give me what’s easiest. Now.
6. rubber band: A musical group that is extremely bendy. Almost as much fun as Blue Man Group, but not nearly so healing.
7. spindle: I had one once, but the wheels fell off. Tragic.
8. frog: Unfortunately, it was on the spindle. Hence tragic.
9. startled: Not me, but you should have seen the bleeping frog.
10. dragon: He was dragon his watertight arse for yards before it stopped.
I have no clue if I did this right, because I didn’t look at your answers or comments first.
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Comment by witchypoo on January 28, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Oh, that’s because I was first. First! Why are folks so happy to be first?
witchypoo’s last blog post..Leftovers
Comment by Krissa on January 28, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Good grief.
My answers aren’t RIGHT, (and very seldom are), it’s just that I tend to think more freely if I haven’t already been subjected to someone else’s… freethinking.
Yeah. I’m probably the only one with that problem… Whatever.
Comment by Karen on January 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm
1. Kate:
2. clock: time
3.plaque: teeth
4. dining table: eat
5. assortment: plethora
6. rubber band: mail
7. spindle: spinning wool
8. frog: prince
9. startled: kids scaring the crap out of me hiding under the desk
10. dragon: slayer
Does this say that I’ve got a simple mind?
Karen’s last blog post..It’s Wednesday, People
Comment by Predo on January 28, 2009 at 9:20 pm
1. Kate: Winslet
2. clock: time or being smacked in the head
3.plaque: arteries
4. dining table: gathering place, good times
5. assortment: diversity
6. rubber band: VERY BAD FOR A PONY TAIL but good to keep chips fresh!
7. spindle: thread
8. frog: prince
9. startled: When my girlfriends think they might be pregnant!!
10. dragon: Phoenix. They go together in mythology.
Predo’s last blog post..Day Five
Comment by Ree on January 28, 2009 at 9:40 pm
1. Kate: Blanchette (Yes, I know it’s not the right spelling)
2. clock: work
3.plaque: teeth
4. dining table: Thanksgiving
5. assortment: donuts
6. rubber band: slingshot
7. spindle: wool
8. frog: ribbit
9. startled: ack
10. dragon: Pern
Ree’s last blog post..Grace in Small Things: 7/365
Comment by Sabrina on January 28, 2009 at 11:08 pm
1. Kate: Winslet
2. clock: time
3.plaque: award
4. dining table: food!
5. assortment: candy!
6. rubber band: ball
7. spindle: sleeping beauty
8. frog: prince
9. startled: boo!
10. dragon: Pern (just noticed I wasn’t the only one! Yay!)
Sabrina’s last blog post..I made a wordle
Comment by Jennifer on January 29, 2009 at 3:39 am
1. Kate: plus 8 (from Jon & Kate plus 8 tv show)
2. clock: mantle
3.plaque: dentist
4. dining table: needs refinishing
5. assortment: chocolate… of course
6. rubber band: slingshot
7. spindle: chair
8. frog: daughter’s nickname
9. startled: ?
10. dragon: tales… one of Little bob’s favorite shows
Jennifer’s last blog post..25 Random Things…
Comment by Tink on January 29, 2009 at 9:12 am
1. Kate: Winslet
2. clock: tick
3.plaque: spork
4. dining table: eat
5. assortment: candy
6. rubber band: thwap (is that even a word?)
7. spindle: thread
8. frog: kiss
9. startled: jump
10. dragon: breath
How fun!
Tink’s last blog post..Something Like That
Comment by Roger on January 29, 2009 at 10:00 am
I will try to do this while unconscious, so beware of typos. 🙂
1. Kate: LOST
2. clock: ORANGE
3.plaque: TEETH
4. dining table: FOOD
5. assortment: CHOCOLATE
6. rubber band: STRESS TOY
7. spindle: ROUND
8. frog: ANNOYING
9. startled: JUMPY
10. dragon: COOL
Didn’t even open my eyes. 🙂
Roger’s last blog post..And Then the Fight Started…
Comment by Jean M. on January 29, 2009 at 9:18 pm
1. Kate: Katherine
2. clock: time
3.plaque: award
4. dining table: food
5. assortment: variety
6. rubber band: stretchy
7. spindle: Sleeping Beauty
8. frog: toad
9. startled: scared
10. dragon: Pete’s
Thanks for stopping by for my giveaway. You lured me into your little trap I see..no you have caught my curiosity and your sense humor I like. 😉
Jean M.’s last blog post..This Just In…
Comment by Mr. Corvette on January 30, 2009 at 11:08 pm
1. Kate: Smith (anybody old enough to remember her?)
2. clock: tick … or maybe tock
3.plaque: award
4. dining table: Thanksgiving
5. assortment: can’t choose
6. rubber band: airplane (another oldie)
7. spindle: oil (Spindle Top – first oil field in Texas. No I wasn’t there. I’m old, but not that old)
8. frog: Prince (not the singer)
9. startled: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
10. dragon: slayer
Comment by Mike on February 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm
1. Kate: (Smith) God Bless America
2. clock: What that CA Highway Patrol cop was dong to me before the bastard pulled me over
3.plaque: Dentist’s gold dust
4. dining table: What the dog sits under while vacuuming up scraps that miss my mouth
5. assortment: How some condoms are packaged
6. rubber band: Cheap old fart’s answer to Viagra
7. spindle: How my butt has been described. “Looks like you’ve traded legs with a spider and got cheated out of the ass.”
8. frog: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
9. startled: Me when I get my fucking mobile phone bill
10. dragon: What my butt is usually doing at the end of the day
Comment by big hair envy on February 4, 2009 at 1:43 pm
1. Kate: Spade
2. clock: Tick
3.plaque:dentist
4. dining table:placemats
5. assortment:buttons
6. rubber band:mail
7. spindle:staircase
8. frog:green
9. startled:jump
10. dragon:slayer
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