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		<title>By: mike</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1104</link>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The empty coffee-tin picture is golden, Krissa. My heart races a little when I look at it. But then it goes away, which is the difference between an empty coffee-tin picture and actual coffee.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;mike&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.themikestand.com/2009/01/historic.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Historic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The empty coffee-tin picture is golden, Krissa. My heart races a little when I look at it. But then it goes away, which is the difference between an empty coffee-tin picture and actual coffee.</p>
<p><abbr><em>mike&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://www.themikestand.com/2009/01/historic.html" rel="nofollow">Historic</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Tranny Head</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1103</link>
		<dc:creator>Tranny Head</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Before I got preggo with my son, I was a major coffee addict. I couldn&#039;t go without. No way in hell.

But then I had to cut down on the caffeine when I got preggo, and it was SUCH AGONY AND MISERY that I decided not to start drinking caffeine again until I&#039;m finished bearing children. Because going off was that bad. Really.

Anyhoo - I used to be like that. But now I can just drink water for breakfast. Which seems somehow obscene, but is true.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tranny Head&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://whylawyerssuck.blogspot.com/2009/01/seventeen-months.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Seventeen Months&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before I got preggo with my son, I was a major coffee addict. I couldn&#8217;t go without. No way in hell.</p>
<p>But then I had to cut down on the caffeine when I got preggo, and it was SUCH AGONY AND MISERY that I decided not to start drinking caffeine again until I&#8217;m finished bearing children. Because going off was that bad. Really.</p>
<p>Anyhoo &#8211; I used to be like that. But now I can just drink water for breakfast. Which seems somehow obscene, but is true.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Tranny Head&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://whylawyerssuck.blogspot.com/2009/01/seventeen-months.html" rel="nofollow">Seventeen Months</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: On a limb with Claudia</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1102</link>
		<dc:creator>On a limb with Claudia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ahahahahahahaha. This cracked me up! I know exactly how you feel. And, I am glad you didn&#039;t die.

So did the sexy stuff happen after he brought the coffee?? ;)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;On a limb with Claudia&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.on-a-limb.com/2009/01/07/2008-reviewed/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;2008 Reviewed…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahahahahahahaha. This cracked me up! I know exactly how you feel. And, I am glad you didn&#8217;t die.</p>
<p>So did the sexy stuff happen after he brought the coffee?? <img src='http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><abbr><em>On a limb with Claudia&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://www.on-a-limb.com/2009/01/07/2008-reviewed/" rel="nofollow">2008 Reviewed…</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: witchypoo</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1101</link>
		<dc:creator>witchypoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always have some instant coffee stashed in case my lazy arse doesn&#039;t make it to the grocery store in time to buy more.
Because there is no way I can make a grocery run without it.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://psychicgeek.com/email-peep/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Email Peep&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always have some instant coffee stashed in case my lazy arse doesn&#8217;t make it to the grocery store in time to buy more.<br />
Because there is no way I can make a grocery run without it.</p>
<p><abbr><em>witchypoo&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://psychicgeek.com/email-peep/" rel="nofollow">Email Peep</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Tink</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1100</link>
		<dc:creator>Tink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I woke up to that same scary sight this morning! Then Hoop did the knight-in-shining-armor thing and ran to get me some from Chic-fil-a before I headed off to work. My hero!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I woke up to that same scary sight this morning! Then Hoop did the knight-in-shining-armor thing and ran to get me some from Chic-fil-a before I headed off to work. My hero!</p>
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		<title>By: Ree</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1099</link>
		<dc:creator>Ree</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m so glad you didn&#039;t die - and that John has easy access to coffee!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ree&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://hotfessional.com/2009/01/05/mute-monday-w/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Mute Monday - W&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so glad you didn&#8217;t die &#8211; and that John has easy access to coffee!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Ree&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://hotfessional.com/2009/01/05/mute-monday-w/" rel="nofollow">Mute Monday &#8211; W</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Serendipitous Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1098</link>
		<dc:creator>Serendipitous Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry, I just passed out and had a nightmare that someone said the words &quot;no more&quot; and &quot;coffee&quot; right in the same sentence.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Serendipitous Girl&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://confessionsofaserendipitousgirl.blogspot.com/2009/01/here-we-go.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Here We Go&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I just passed out and had a nightmare that someone said the words &#8220;no more&#8221; and &#8220;coffee&#8221; right in the same sentence.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Serendipitous Girl&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://confessionsofaserendipitousgirl.blogspot.com/2009/01/here-we-go.html" rel="nofollow">Here We Go</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Roger</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1097</link>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, they do have programs for that. :)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Roger&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://mylhibug67.blogspot.com/2009/01/500-dancers-for-500-posts.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;500 Dancers for 500 Posts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, they do have programs for that. <img src='http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><abbr><em>Roger&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://mylhibug67.blogspot.com/2009/01/500-dancers-for-500-posts.html" rel="nofollow">500 Dancers for 500 Posts</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Big Hair Envy</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1096</link>
		<dc:creator>Big Hair Envy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We would have all reacted the same way in such a crisis.  I put coffee on the grocery list as soon as I open a new can.  True story.

This morning, I CHOSE to have hot tea.  The grocery store was out of 1% milk Saturday, and I was NOT going to start my South Beach Diet by cheating within the first five minutes of being awake!!!  Bwahahahahaa!  I hope I can keep it up......13 days until I can have a glass of red wine.  But who&#039;s counting?

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Big Hair Envy&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://bighairenvy.blogspot.com/2009/01/south-beach-week-one.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;South Beach - Week One&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We would have all reacted the same way in such a crisis.  I put coffee on the grocery list as soon as I open a new can.  True story.</p>
<p>This morning, I CHOSE to have hot tea.  The grocery store was out of 1% milk Saturday, and I was NOT going to start my South Beach Diet by cheating within the first five minutes of being awake!!!  Bwahahahahaa!  I hope I can keep it up&#8230;&#8230;13 days until I can have a glass of red wine.  But who&#8217;s counting?</p>
<p><abbr><em>Big Hair Envy&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://bighairenvy.blogspot.com/2009/01/south-beach-week-one.html" rel="nofollow">South Beach &#8211; Week One</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2009/01/the-post-in-which-i-almost-die/#comment-1095</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A more tragic story, I have never heard... ;o)  So glad you survived.  Kind of sounds like my day when there is no chocolate available.  It just makes the day go so much more smoother.  Of course I can joke about it as I sit here drinking my grande iced non-fat mocha.  I might feel differently had I not had it today.  lol...

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jennifer&#8217;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://mymyriadlife.blogspot.com/2009/01/goodbye-2008.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Goodbye 2008...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A more tragic story, I have never heard&#8230; ;o)  So glad you survived.  Kind of sounds like my day when there is no chocolate available.  It just makes the day go so much more smoother.  Of course I can joke about it as I sit here drinking my grande iced non-fat mocha.  I might feel differently had I not had it today.  lol&#8230;</p>
<p><abbr><em>Jennifer&#8217;s last blog post..<a href="http://mymyriadlife.blogspot.com/2009/01/goodbye-2008.html" rel="nofollow">Goodbye 2008&#8230;</a></em></abbr></p>
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