Lisa and I were out shopping at Kohl’s yesterday and while browsing through some knit tops she indicated one of them and said,
“Eww, no. I can’t wear circles.” To which my curiosity got the better of me and I replied,
“Circles? That’s horizontal stripes…”
Lisa: *deep sigh-bit of an eye roll* “They go all the way around and make a circle. Makes me look and feel fat. Not to mention dizzy.”
Quite frequently our conversations are reduced to this sort of analogy. The scary thing is I knew right where she was coming from…
10 comments
Comment by Big Hair Envy on December 8, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I totally get her too. Is that wrong?
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Comment by Krissa on December 8, 2008 at 8:05 pm
No…. but I think we need to join a support group. 😉
Comment by Karen on December 8, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Circles do have a tendency to play up the pudge. They’re evil like that.
Comment by Ree on December 8, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Just make sure they’re only around the boobs. 😉
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Comment by Mr. Corvette on December 8, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Circle clothes only enhance the effects of circle food. Round food (pizza, cookies, do-nuts, etc.) make your body rounder. I am living proof of this theory.
Comment by Serendipitous Girl on December 9, 2008 at 12:24 am
Ew no. I had one shirt with a stripe around the chest and it was deemed my “Charlie Brown” shirt. I wore it ONCE.
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Comment by Marylin on December 9, 2008 at 7:37 am
Oh dear, I totally got it >_<
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Comment by cool breeze on December 9, 2008 at 10:47 am
Even we fat men know that one.
Comment by Tink on December 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Circles! *Snort* That’s cute!
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Comment by Roger on December 18, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I was thinking circles of another kind, not stripes, but then again my mind has been running around in circles since I came back from the land of happy.
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