Lisa and I were out shopping at Kohl’s yesterday and while browsing through some knit tops she indicated one of them and said,
“Eww, no. I can’t wear circles.” To which my curiosity got the better of me and I replied,
“Circles? That’s horizontal stripes…”
Lisa: *deep sigh-bit of an eye roll* “They go all the way around and make a circle. Makes me look and feel fat. Not to mention dizzy.”
Quite frequently our conversations are reduced to this sort of analogy. The scary thing is I knew right where she was coming from…
I totally get her too. Is that wrong?
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No…. but I think we need to join a support group.
Circles do have a tendency to play up the pudge. They’re evil like that.
Just make sure they’re only around the boobs.
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Circle clothes only enhance the effects of circle food. Round food (pizza, cookies, do-nuts, etc.) make your body rounder. I am living proof of this theory.
Ew no. I had one shirt with a stripe around the chest and it was deemed my “Charlie Brown” shirt. I wore it ONCE.
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Oh dear, I totally got it >_<
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Even we fat men know that one.
Circles! *Snort* That’s cute!
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I was thinking circles of another kind, not stripes, but then again my mind has been running around in circles since I came back from the land of happy.
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