Earlier today Mither called me and in the course of our conversation she confessed to me that she has begun to see a trend in these last few posts and in an effort at stopping the flow of blood from my brain, out through my ears providing me with something suitable to post about she had attempted to hem her pants while wearing them. She said it didn’t work out well and so she aborted the effort and took them off to do it.
1. I think she’s probably lying fibbing.
2. I think she’s a pansy-assed coward for not doing it.
3. I don’t even think it’s very impressive to make up such wild stories so closely related to my heroic button sewing on while wearing the pants.
4. I sure do love her for making a game effort at giving me something to post about. (Maybe next time she could actually DO it and then get pictures of the finished product.)
This morning Henrietta told me the music is back. Actually I asked her when it started and she says she almost always hears it, sometimes just “more” than others. This would be the mysterious music she hears mostly in her deaf ear that nobody else can hear. Sometimes “they” are singing in Spanish, sometimes Italian, and sometimes in English. Often she is offended by the naughtiness of the songs and how “nasty” they are. It’s always a male singer, (to the best of my knowledge), and late at night and early in the morning seems to be the most frequent times for this phenomenon. She told me today they were singing in English and then she smiled and said, “Well, I’m just waiting… pretty soon I should be getting Christmas Carols!”
And then she laughed and high fived me!
Comment by Big Hair Envy on November 17, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Does “Meatloaf” sing Christmas carols?
Comment by Krissa on November 17, 2008 at 11:39 pm
OH GAWD! WE CAN ONLY HOPE SO!
Comment by Mr. Corvette on November 18, 2008 at 12:18 am
Since no pictures have been provided, I am not sure if the infamous button was in the front or the back of the pants. If it was in the front, it seems like the perfectly logical thing to go ahead and sew it on without removing the pants. I mean – like – it’s right there in front of you. However, if the button was in the back, you should be on America’s Got Talent.
Comment by Krissa on November 18, 2008 at 12:31 am
I should be there anyway… for various reasons I will not go into here and NOBODY wants, (or needs), to know about.
Comment by Roger on November 18, 2008 at 11:09 am
I think I do remember Meatloaf doing a Christmas Carol, but maybe I’m just thinking of something else. Although Meatloaf singing Christmas Carols would be something that would stick in one’s mind. One would think at least. By the way, have I introduced you to my friend One, yet?
Okay, back to work. 🙂
Comment by Predo on November 18, 2008 at 11:44 am
Let’s see, from Meatloaf to mystery music in the deaf ear. I’ll bet, Meatloaf himself is sneaking into your house, swiping the buttons from your pants, and then going into “H”‘s room to sing to her. You of course are in complete denial, but it must be true. I mean think about it, you have his songs in your head too!!
Then again, It could be worse! At least it isn’t Elvis, hiding in the bathroom!!!!!
Comment by Serendipitous Girl on November 18, 2008 at 9:44 pm
H sounds like a hoot! I think you need to throw some of these conversations up on You Tube. She could become famous! Like the time she told the doctors they’d have to pay her $20 to get a look at her goods. That woman’s got sass!
Comment by Karen on November 18, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I wonder if the Chipmunks will ever premiere?
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