Comments on: White trash extraordinaire.

By: Donna B.

Donna B. — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:25:52 +0000

Bifocals aren’t so bad. Wait until just one pair won’t do! I’ve got a pair for my computer, a pair for watching TV and another pair for driving.

As for the Jack in the Box liaison, I have nothing to add. At least nothing that I want my name associated with! I I didn’t have a cousin who did the fall in love with a prisoner thing, I’d have laughed harder.

She didn’t the Jack in the Box thing, or at least I never found out about it, but the guy in prison was in there for stealing from her father!

By: Roger

Roger — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:19:22 +0000

Bifocals?!?!?

Okay, that’s out of the way… Did you start chanting “Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..”

We don’t have Jack in the Boxes here in Chicago, so I can’t compare restrooms, but I’m sure that they are at least comparable to say a road side gas station. That being said, I hear that women’s restrooms are just immacgulate so if I were to desire a quickie in the toilet, I would go for the room with the lady on the door.

Paper towels?!? How about some nice disinfectant and some baby wipes.

If someone is desperate/needy enough to use a restroom for carnal knowledge, then I doubt if they are going to care about the quality of said act…

Finally… EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

BIFOCALS!!!!!

By: Talina

Talina — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:47:42 +0000

Too funny, sounds like my family actually… We should compare horror stories, I think you’ll beat me though.

By: Mitch

Mitch — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:52:47 +0000

You know, for one of those escapades, the term “Jack in the Box” seems like either an oxymoron or a Freudian slip. Either way, though it was sad for your cousin to hear, it does come across as Jerry Springer funny. Of course it had to be a quickie; I hear that their food goes right through you, so someone had to be ready to bang on the door; look, another one!

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:58:34 +0000

Oh. My. Word.

I’ve seriously heard it all now. Have they been booked for the Jerry Springer show yet?

By: Anglophile Football Fanatic

Anglophile Football Fanatic — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:13:48 +0000

Wow. I’ll NEVER pee at Jack in the Crack again. And, that is beyond TT. It’s just plain freakish. Did she hint that maybe one of the kids is not his?

By: Candy

Candy — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:27:04 +0000

I’m betting they use those air dryer things at the old Jack in the Box. For their patrons’ pleasure, of course.

By: big hair envy

big hair envy — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:37:04 +0000

SCANDALOUS! I’m thinking “new reality show”!! Something about Slutmuffins Doing Cons at Jack-in-the-Box….or McDonald’s. Fries come with that. Do you want to BIGGIE SIZE it?

I’m sure all of your questions would be answered by the end of the first season.

EEEEWWWWWW!

By: Serendipitous Girl

Serendipitous Girl — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:19:32 +0000

Oh MY LAWD!! That is QUITE the story and your questions made me laugh so loud I woke Fisher up. And LOVE the Temptation Island reference, I thought I was the only person who watched that show! My weekend was much less tawdry ; )