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	<title>Comments on: The owls are out to get me.</title>
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		<title>By: Colleen</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/09/the-owls-are-out-to-get-me/#comment-1014</link>
		<dc:creator>Colleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just signed the petition...857th person to do so.  Hope it helps.

That's an awesome owl story!  We had a small Blackbird get in through our furnace and I came home to a ransacked house, 4 crazed cats and 1 very scared bird.  Thankfully once I closed the bird off in my room and kicked the cats out, it figured out how to get out one of the open windows.  I was scared silly that one of the cats would recreate Wild World of Animals right in front of me.  *shudder*  Glad your story ended well, too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just signed the petition&#8230;857th person to do so.  Hope it helps.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s an awesome owl story!  We had a small Blackbird get in through our furnace and I came home to a ransacked house, 4 crazed cats and 1 very scared bird.  Thankfully once I closed the bird off in my room and kicked the cats out, it figured out how to get out one of the open windows.  I was scared silly that one of the cats would recreate Wild World of Animals right in front of me.  *shudder*  Glad your story ended well, too.</p>
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		<title>By: witchypoo</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/09/the-owls-are-out-to-get-me/#comment-1004</link>
		<dc:creator>witchypoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome story! Bet you had some soot cleaning afterwards too!
I reposted the Ivy story, as per &lt;a href="http://somedaywewillsleep.com" rel="nofollow"&gt;Veronica's&lt;/a&gt; instructions. It was so well written, I didn't feel I could improve upon it.
Thanks for spreading the word about dear little Ivy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome story! Bet you had some soot cleaning afterwards too!<br />
I reposted the Ivy story, as per <a href="http://somedaywewillsleep.com" rel="nofollow">Veronica&#8217;s</a> instructions. It was so well written, I didn&#8217;t feel I could improve upon it.<br />
Thanks for spreading the word about dear little Ivy.</p>
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		<title>By: Krissa</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/09/the-owls-are-out-to-get-me/#comment-998</link>
		<dc:creator>Krissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like to think that that would be the kind of barn owl we would attract...  ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like to think that that would be the kind of barn owl we would attract&#8230;  <img src='http://www.halfasstic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Roger</title>
		<link>http://www.halfasstic.com/2008/09/the-owls-are-out-to-get-me/#comment-997</link>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree that the owl looks like it is immature, I should let my wife's uncle look at it, he knows his owls. 

Anyway. Don't you know that Barn Owls prefer to have mayo and a little dijon with their fresh carrion?

Personally, I would have been freaking out and would NEVER have looked up the fireplace at it, let's just say that I'm not a fan of birds because they like to target my butt! (Bastards!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree that the owl looks like it is immature, I should let my wife&#8217;s uncle look at it, he knows his owls. </p>
<p>Anyway. Don&#8217;t you know that Barn Owls prefer to have mayo and a little dijon with their fresh carrion?</p>
<p>Personally, I would have been freaking out and would NEVER have looked up the fireplace at it, let&#8217;s just say that I&#8217;m not a fan of birds because they like to target my butt! (Bastards!)</p>
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		<title>By: Tranny Head</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tranny Head</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a similar story - except it was a bat instead of an owl. Yes, a bat. And we tried really hard to herd it to the doors ... until my cat leapt upon the sofa and took the bat out mid-flight. The bat, stunned, was then shuffled outside where it quickly recovered and flew off.

Leave a cat to do the work people can't handle, damnit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a similar story - except it was a bat instead of an owl. Yes, a bat. And we tried really hard to herd it to the doors &#8230; until my cat leapt upon the sofa and took the bat out mid-flight. The bat, stunned, was then shuffled outside where it quickly recovered and flew off.</p>
<p>Leave a cat to do the work people can&#8217;t handle, damnit.</p>
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		<title>By: Mither</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mither</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought you were making me sound pretty darn good with the "we ran" here and there until I got to the "squealing mess" paragraph.  I just have to say it was one of the worst experiences of my life!!  I was terrified and Kris kept saying, "Mom, just stand there and head if off!"  I couldn't.  It was terrifying.  I am lucky to have a brave daughter!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought you were making me sound pretty darn good with the &#8220;we ran&#8221; here and there until I got to the &#8220;squealing mess&#8221; paragraph.  I just have to say it was one of the worst experiences of my life!!  I was terrified and Kris kept saying, &#8220;Mom, just stand there and head if off!&#8221;  I couldn&#8217;t.  It was terrifying.  I am lucky to have a brave daughter!</p>
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