Well, here it is, Saturday and John’s vacation is almost over. It has flown by and I’d like to say we got a lot done. No. We really didn’t, but we relaxed and did the things that HAD to be done. The rest of the time we just chilled out and all was good.
Today we went to see Batman and really enjoyed it. It actually had a good story line and people were dying that you didn’t think were going to. Not just this lame, totally predictable movie that you would expect from a comic book hero. Heath Ledger absolutely needs to be nominated for some big award. His Joker was the best! Very quirky and believable. yeah, yeah, Christian Bale is kinda cute. Maggie Gyllenhaal seemed to look a bit like a puppy dog throughout the movie. Her face and eyes seemed drawn. Poorly done makeup? I dunno.
After the movie we proceeded to run some errands and made our way to CVS pharmacy to return some diapers that John had picked up the other day that were the wrong kind. We came in and lo and behold! There to our left on the floor right in front of the other door was a condom. Apparently someone had worn it around in the parking lot stuck to their shoe as it was used and quite dirty to boot. Being the ever resourceful soul that I am, I whipped out my new Chocolate phone and fooled with the buttons and vastly confusing dials for 30 minutes before figuring out how to take a snapshot. John was off to find a manager and tell the guy to wear a rubber glove and eventually I overcame my possessed phone and managed to take a picture worthy of a professional. OK, maybe not.
I can only imagine what Google searches are going to lead here now…
Comment by Sabrina on August 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm
That is disgusting. I mean really, really gross. Blech!
( I would have taken a picture too.)
Comment by Serendipitous Girl on August 3, 2008 at 10:34 am
That’s SO romantic–getting busy in a CVS parking lot. I’m glad to see chivalry isn’t dead!
Comment by AshUnabashed on August 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm
This almost exact same thing happened to me in Boulder, CO outside a RiteAid. Seriously. What is it with people having sex in drugstore parking lots? Sick.
Comment by Krissa on August 3, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I have a confession. I had posted the pic of the used condom last night and I guess Sabrina was the only one that saw it. My husband convinced me to take it off as he felt it was, quite possibly in bad taste. I mean posting it, not just “it” in general, as it’s just a foregone conclusion that THAT’S in bad taste. I was worried that I might offend someone and so I did. Then I got to thinking about how my blog is, at times anyway, mostly about poop, and I wondered if the used condom wouldn’t just fit right in…
I don’t know what to do…
Comment by Big Hair Envy on August 4, 2008 at 12:17 pm
You really need to post the picture. I’ve seen one before in a parking lot, but never INSIDE of the store!! hahahaha!
I LOVE Heath Ledger. God rest his soul. He’s one of the few Hollywood guys that I have ever thought was incredibly sexy – along with Sean Connery and Bruce Willis. I like my men to look like men, not pretty boys!!
Comment by Colleen on August 4, 2008 at 2:39 pm
bah! re-post it! you never know if it was used-used, or just opened and mission aborted….that and I’m nosey.
Comment by Nighteyes on October 28, 2008 at 4:52 am
Well… I looked up ‘batman uses condoms’. And it led here.
Please, the search was part of one of those really stupid arguments. We wondered whether or not Bruce Wayne uses protection. We were very high on coffee at the time.
…It might be something to do with the fact that the title of this post is “Batman, returning diapers and nasty, used condom…” …Which brings about some very strange mental images. Very strange. Ow. My brain.
You must be logged in to post a comment.