Monthly Archives: August 2008

But will it hold my grape jelly?

Today, while shopping for bread in the Mrs. Baird’s Thrift Store, John and I were discussing the merits of different loaves of breads.  Which kind to get?  Hmmm.  I casually remarked to him, “So, what’s the difference between 7 grain … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, John, Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Men, beware and maybe just run for your lives… Feminine hygiene discussed here.

Greetings all!  You may, (or, may not), have noticed that I have a new site in the old blog roll.  A Piece of My Mind is a site inhabited by Maria, an uber cool environmental conservationist  I “met” on Plurk … Continue reading

Posted in Strange, The reading of THE BLOGS, WOO-HOO, Wondering..., just plain weird | 10 Comments

Pee, school and teenage (shudder) boys…

Hello again.  This is Krissa, not her brother, Cam.  I have sent a hit man out looking for Cam and will update as needed. H is home from hospital, though for how long I can’t say.  Her UTI seemed well … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, Henrietta, Keelan, Kessa | 5 Comments

Technical Updates and an Invasion!!

Hello everyone!  This is Cam, Krissa’s much, much younger brother.  I am INVADING Halfasstic.com to announce that I have finally gotten around to updating it to the current version of WordPress AND finally installed Akismet (a comment spam blocker).  So … Continue reading

Posted in Apocalypse, Cam, Strange, crazy shit, just plain weird | 9 Comments

H is causing trouble…

Hello boys and girls.  I have been spending time doing things other than reading my blog sites and I am so sorry!  I need to get caught up, but I need to do laundry worse.  I haven’t been here much … Continue reading

Posted in Apocalypse, Henrietta, Poop, crazy shit | 5 Comments

Now, if I could only break the mold…

Hi all! The other day, Monday in fact, John and I spent the better part of the day on a not so fun project.  For a while now every time I opened the flatware drawer there seemed to be a … Continue reading

Posted in Housekeeping, John, Wondering..., just plain weird | 5 Comments

Bitch, moan and complain… then give an award!

Hello, people.  Greetings to all!  I have had company today and they FINALLY left, not a moment too soon!  My SIL came and brought her son, his…girlfriend and their two children to see Henrietta.  Every time she brings these people … Continue reading

Posted in Cam, Chapped Arse, Henrietta, Keelan, Rants, WOO-HOO | 6 Comments

Uneventful happenings

Would you believe me if I said that I’ve been cooking, baking, and cleaning non-stop for the past few days?  No?  Well, that makes you a smart little cookie, doesn’t it?  If I had a gun to my head and … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, Henrietta, Housekeeping, John, Mither, Oh crap!, Poop, The reading of THE BLOGS | 2 Comments

Say what?

Can you remember a time in your life when the Exact Correct Thing flipped out of your mouth exactly when you needed it.  You know, a time when later you would normally look back and think, “Man!  I wish I … Continue reading

Posted in Blather | 7 Comments

The goings on at chez HalfAsstic

Greetings all.  I am up early this morning with many things on my mind and I am quite sure that it will be this evening before I can make sense of it all enough to get it down in a … Continue reading

Posted in Blather, Cam, John, Keelan, Mither, Nana and Pop, Poop, crazy shit | 7 Comments