I went out to get the paper today and someone has emptied a bag of cotton balls all over our yard. I own two, (2), teenagers and I am no stranger to the apparence of toilet paper in our yard, draped over the trees, fence and house. Cotton balls are new to me. I think it must surely be an accident because, like, why? It wasn’t even dark yet, so I don’t know how it could have happened. Easy to pick up. If they were trying to be creative, they didn’t think it through very well. TP is much more effective, in addition to having visual impact.
Kids are strange now days. I know our parents never thought that, huh?
Comment by Tranny Head on July 11, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Cotton balls? Really? How odd . . .
Though I admit when I was in college I was living in a fraterntiy house (yes, you read that right, there were three random girls’ rooms in the middle of a fraternity house) and they filled the hall with sand for “beach parties.” Which really sucked because sand would flow under the door crack into our room. Oddly, it wasn’t a prank – it was just stupidity. Anyway – not really related, but just thought I’d share.
Comment by Colleen on July 16, 2008 at 10:51 pm
we used to fork people’s yards…
yeah, I said “fork”. We’d buy a big box of plastic forks and have at-it.
If we didn’t like you we’d flour or bleach your lawn…(nothing worse to a midwesterner than screwing up their lawn like that)
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