Comments on: Oh for Gawd's sake just amputate it and shut up about it….

By: Kelley

Kelley — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:31:49 +0000

Damn Emos. In my day I would have pulled out the glass with my teeth and then called all my friends to tell them what a hero I am.

Well not really, I would have cried like a baby and insisted on going to the hospital, but the above is what I would have told my kid.

By: Queen Goob

Queen Goob — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:51:01 +0000

My response usually goes something like this: IS BONE PROTRUDING FROM THE WOUND? NO? YOU’RE FINE!!!!!

I yell because I’m not getting up unless it a “real” emergency. Like death.

By: Anglophile Football Fanatic

Anglophile Football Fanatic — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:03:40 +0000

You see why I think I am meant to parent boys? I would so say something about a tetnus shot and then watch her blanch.

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:29:49 +0000

Bwahahaha! Aren’t girls the most dramatic?

Is pyarrhea like glass diarrhea?

By: Memarie Lane

Memarie Lane — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:10:26 +0000

Last Thursday Max fell and scraped his knee at the park. When they came home I washed it and put neosporin and a band-aid on it, but all day that day he lurched around like a land-mine victim. He kept the leg of his shorts hitched up to his crotch too until I got tired of it and rolled it up for him.

By: Big Hair Envy

Big Hair Envy — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:00:29 +0000

I probably would have made my daughter run the vacuum after I bandaged her wound! Hahahaha!

My brother-in-law dropped a wine glass on my tile floor last summer. I swear that shards of glass are still oozing up out of the grout

By: Serendipitous Girl

Serendipitous Girl — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:22:02 +0000

Oh my goodness. You seriously are the most nurturing, patient person! I’d be so pissed about the brownies, I probably would have said she was lucky that’s all she got stabbed with. You can tell my maternal instincts are STRONG ; )

By: Mither

Mither — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:55:50 +0000

Well yes, and I would have told her to hobble her butt in there and get it herself but this daughter of mine is the ultimate care giver! You must have noticed this.

By: Tink

Tink — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:46:07 +0000

I’m cracking up that you actually went and fetched all that stuff. My Mom would have told me to hobble my butt there and get it myself! LOL.