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Well, we are a perverse little lot, are we not? I have had some strange hits since I last did a rundown of google entries that led the unsuspecting lookie-loo to my cozy corner of the intertubes. I believe the date of the last update was….May 19. Just a little over a month, so what could possibly be new? Let’s see.
Krissa Lopez got another 105 hits. As I explained before, this is a bit of a cheat as there is a fairly popular southwest artist named Krissa Lopez and try as I may I CANNOT figure out how to get in touch with her. It’s been a while since I attempted to find an email address via the websites, but I know I never could before.
All other new searches got 1 hit each with the notable exception of “boobs” which got, (drum roll please), 2.
Here they are:
34 year old mommy
aaaah boobs (not to be confused with “boobs”)
asian cum tube (eh, wha? Oh yes! the Cum Laude award!)
big ass tic
boobs and legs
boobs phone number
chapped arse (You should know that the person looking this up was from Scotland…I don’t know why, but that puts it somewhat in perspective for me…)
confessions of a pioneer woman
dents in shin
girls shave head
half ass teenager (I’ve seen my share)
half assed cat food
halfasstic (Gee…ya think?)
long legs and boobs
my name is krissa
paralyzed teenager bladder control (awwww)
partially blind in one eye dmv
what happens in a cavity search (oh dear)
I would like to point out that my readers are a varied group of people and probably not nearly as sick and depraved as this makes it sound. This is what I tell myself.