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Last night Keelan was having trouble getting reception on her cell phone, (imagine apocalypse, cue scary music, dim lights), so she instinctively avoided the land line and fled outdoors to find a signal. Teenager.

Anyway, she is standing on the porch talking to a friend and she reaches down to pet the cat that she notices out of the corner of her eye while it is eating it’s food. Imagine her delight when she hears a hiss and she looks down to see what’s up and right before her hand touches “it”, she shrieks, hangs up and comes to get me to see this: