Who would win in a throw down?
The Keebler Elf
or The Geico Gecko?
Don’t be afraid to comment! I know you have a strong opinion. You can get this subject off your chest right now and, probably sleep much better at night! Keep in mind, while making your selection, that while the gecko has the lethal tail whipping thing going on, the elf is on a perpetual sugar rush…
Comment by moo on May 1, 2008 at 2:09 pm
You have way too much time on your hands 😉
Comment by Krissa on May 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Well, uh, YEAH! Not EVEN gonna deny it! *help!*
Comment by Law Student Hot Mama on May 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm
The Elf. No contest. The gecko seems all meek trying to spread the word about car insurance but that Elf doesn’t mess around. I mean . . . he DOES put crack in those cookies, you know.
Comment by Candy on May 1, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I disagree. While the elf was attempting to flay his rival with some elven goodness, the gecko would tailswipe him and put an end to the whole affair.
Comment by Krissa on May 1, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Yes, you make a good point. But, lets consider th massive upper body strength of that elf. He’s been hauling around cookies and chips and shit for hundreds of years and the gecko looks a bit…. anemic.
Comment by Keelan on May 1, 2008 at 5:18 pm
The Gecko is too cute to beat up.
Comment by MLopez on May 1, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I believe that the elf would win in a throw down cause once that sugar gets into the blood stream there goes the sugar rush. Imagine all the chocolate and all the sugar. There is no stopping not even with the bang of the geckos tail.
Comment by Susan on May 3, 2008 at 7:56 am
OMG! You need a vacation, girl! Might I sugest Southern Italy?
Comment by Krissa on May 3, 2008 at 11:57 am
Sooo, DOES THAT MEAN ELF OR GECKO? You and Moo need to stop telling me how much I need to get a life, (like I don’t know THAT!), and get with the program, er, poll. I need answers!
Comment by Mimi Stephens on May 3, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Actually, none of you are correct. The Gecko would win because he would bore the elf to death with his inane coversation about saving people money by switching insurance companies….then the little Gecko would gobble all the cookies and promptly toss them all over the elf. He would then get in the little car he drives, and in a chocolatey sugary rush, he would run the little sucker down!
Comment by Susan on May 4, 2008 at 4:01 am
FINE! I vote …. elf. There’s something not real geckoey about that guy so I don’t know if he could use the tail properly.
Comment by Krissa on May 4, 2008 at 10:09 am
Now we’re getting somewhere! Thank you Mimi, for that highly imaginative and… accurate? depiction of elf/lizard combat. I am fairly certain I’ve seen something similar in a movie somewhere, only with zombies maybe? Anyway, yes…. this is all a bit… disturbing.
Comment by Bunki on May 4, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Chocolate and chocolate makers/sellers always win. It’s the yummy stuff in the chocolate that does the trick. Well wait a minute. The Aztecs in Mexico had chocolate and look what happened to them! So the gecko has a chance. But, the good guys always win and chocolate is good. Oh, but the gecho is so cute even if he doesn’t have a clue about insurance…clueless is good. Okay, I’ve finally decided. In a throw down, it’d be a tie and they’d sit down and eat chocolate cookies together and ask Krissa to join them. May I come too,?
What the heck is a URI? Remember my age.
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