May 7, 2008
Cavity search 2008
Today is the day. At 10:45 I will be leaving to go to the dentist. I made special arrangements to get my cleaning and filling done in the same visit because it is so hard for me to break outa here for something like this. John has to take me and someone has to be here with H. When the girls are in school special arrangements have to be made for that. Cause, hey, we’re all special over here. I’m gonna get drilled and filled, I better get treated like a special freakin’ princess the rest of the day!
We’ve got to go by and see Dandy, the preggers mare. I will fondle, grope and be just basically inappropriate with her and then leave her there, confused and ashamed. I’ve turned into a high school boy.








Law Student Hot Mama said,
May 7, 2008 @ 4:21 pm
I hate the dentist. I have genetically crappy teeth (apparently you can be born with a propensity for weak and/or otherwise foul teeth) and every time I go the dentist I’m 1) in pain and 2) I have to part with significant sums of money.
Stupid effing dentist. I’m sure I’ve spent so much money with him that he’s enjoyed a cruise (or two) thanks to my teeth.
moo said,
May 8, 2008 @ 11:33 am
You are making me shudder just TALKING about going to the dentist … which I need to do … which I haven’t done in YEARS.
Good luck!
Krissa said,
May 8, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
Well, read my update and I am a prime example of what happens to people who wait years to go to the dentist. sniff, sniff.
Go to your dentist, Moo!