Today is the day. At 10:45 I will be leaving to go to the dentist. I made special arrangements to get my cleaning and filling done in the same visit because it is so hard for me to break outa here for something like this. John has to take me and someone has to be here with H. When the girls are in school special arrangements have to be made for that. Cause, hey, we’re all special over here. I’m gonna get drilled and filled, I better get treated like a special freakin’ princess the rest of the day!
We’ve got to go by and see Dandy, the preggers mare. I will fondle, grope and be just basically inappropriate with her and then leave her there, confused and ashamed. I’ve turned into a high school boy.
3 comments
Comment by Law Student Hot Mama on May 7, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I hate the dentist. I have genetically crappy teeth (apparently you can be born with a propensity for weak and/or otherwise foul teeth) and every time I go the dentist I’m 1) in pain and 2) I have to part with significant sums of money.
Stupid effing dentist. I’m sure I’ve spent so much money with him that he’s enjoyed a cruise (or two) thanks to my teeth.
Comment by moo on May 8, 2008 at 11:33 am
You are making me shudder just TALKING about going to the dentist … which I need to do … which I haven’t done in YEARS.
Good luck!
Comment by Krissa on May 8, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Well, read my update and I am a prime example of what happens to people who wait years to go to the dentist. sniff, sniff.
Go to your dentist, Moo!
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