That guy is working out! I haven’t even mentioned it, but my page is no longer a disturbing shade of pink. And, I have this nifty masthead that ISN’T PINK EITHER. He is my pooter guru! And I mean that in the most adoring way. He is a wizard with a keyboard, and look out cause he’s not afraid to use it. needs to give him a raise! Mostly cause, hey, I’m not paying him anything.

I would like to temper this gushing moment with an admission of guilt:

Cam, I cleaned the bathroom with your toothbrush when we were kids.

More than once.