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No. I’m not talking about some strange new sex toy. It is thundering outside right now and Kissy is in my lap as I type this. She is terrified of thunder and shakes ridiculously hard every time it rains. She will now be called Kissy-the-sissy, cause, hey, it is fitting AND it sounds melodious. Should have started doing this a long time ago.