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My brother, Cam, broke his foot this morning while playing, WHILE PLAYING, DODGEBALL! Let’s all keep in mind the most important facts here. My beloved brother is serving his country in the military. He was under heavy fire. BY DODGEBALLS! BAH HA HA HA HA!

Anyway, he is recuperating in sunny Italy. Oh, did I forget to mention that he is living with his wife and son close to the Mediterranean at Camp Darby in ITALY? He is. Am I sounding a bit callous? Well, I don’t mean to. I hope he is feeling better soon and the next 6 to 8 weeks fly by. He deserves to get well tomorrow! And should!